I have a confession to make. I get Horny. I was overcome by another wave of severe horniness the other day. One of the worst bouts yet. I tried my best to fight it because Finances are not the greatest these days. I took some Tylenol, laid down with a cold wet cloth on my forehead, and tried to conjure up images of Rosie Odonnell (always an effective erection suppressor.) This helped for a while but the dam had broke and even the cold wet cloth was starting to arouse me. Hell soon even Rosie was posing naked in my mind. There was no denying the waking monster within me. I was soon a molten hot inferno of need. I thought of chaining myself to the wall, No use. There was no denying that “Redlight was going to get laid”.
Despite my fevered state, I was going to do this right. I get good advice from some of the greatest sexperts and pussy obsessed minds ever to walk this planet. Yes I am talking about HUBGFE Incall reviewers. Love Gods every one of them. The worlds foremost experts in the art of the MSOG. Men who can reduce the most sex hardened Service Professionals to lingerie clad balls of over-pleasured, quivering joy. These boys know what they are talking about on this review board.
I chose Maximum Pleasure because of some recent successes there. I told the phone guy that I wanted somebody hot. I told him “Dude I’m horny”. So he suggested a new girl named Evelin. Evelin??? Not exactly a luxury car name like Porsche or Mercedes. How good could she be with a name like that? I would have settled for a major world City like one of the many Paris’ or a London? Not even any of the 17 Jordans in the market were available? I explained to the phone dude how I could have gone to see anybody today. Gennevieve, Noir, Kareena. Real Hooker names. I could have called Mirage and seen a whole lineup of beauties with names like Jemma, Chantel, Raquelle, or any other girl in the industry with a name ending in elle. And he was offering me a girl name Evelin? When I told him that my grandmothers name was Evelyn, he responded “What agency does she work for?” But the madness was upon me and when I started getting visuals of my grandmother prancing naked in my head I knew I had better take the first woman I could get.
Evelin as it turns out is a very pretty and friendly woman in her early twenties. She is pretty but with a slutty kind of rougher edge to her. I mean this in a good way. She was Perfect. She told me that I was about to have the best time of my life. Just what the doctor ordered. Really a great Kisser for you DFK fanatics. Tasted some cig smoke but WTF. She got right into it with me just like a girlfriend. We took it to the bed and she gave me a great blow job. She has a nice technique and there was DT and BLS in the mix. Mish was well received according to her moans and encouragement. Hey wait a minute who is servicing who around here? She has a really nice figure with fantastic 34Cs so FS was hot in Mish and reverse CG. Man she knows how to move her ass on you in reverse CG. Evelin had a great attitude, her service was top shelf and she siphoned the horniness right out of me. I will visit Evelin again when my horny demons return. RL
Despite my fevered state, I was going to do this right. I get good advice from some of the greatest sexperts and pussy obsessed minds ever to walk this planet. Yes I am talking about HUBGFE Incall reviewers. Love Gods every one of them. The worlds foremost experts in the art of the MSOG. Men who can reduce the most sex hardened Service Professionals to lingerie clad balls of over-pleasured, quivering joy. These boys know what they are talking about on this review board.
I chose Maximum Pleasure because of some recent successes there. I told the phone guy that I wanted somebody hot. I told him “Dude I’m horny”. So he suggested a new girl named Evelin. Evelin??? Not exactly a luxury car name like Porsche or Mercedes. How good could she be with a name like that? I would have settled for a major world City like one of the many Paris’ or a London? Not even any of the 17 Jordans in the market were available? I explained to the phone dude how I could have gone to see anybody today. Gennevieve, Noir, Kareena. Real Hooker names. I could have called Mirage and seen a whole lineup of beauties with names like Jemma, Chantel, Raquelle, or any other girl in the industry with a name ending in elle. And he was offering me a girl name Evelin? When I told him that my grandmothers name was Evelyn, he responded “What agency does she work for?” But the madness was upon me and when I started getting visuals of my grandmother prancing naked in my head I knew I had better take the first woman I could get.
Evelin as it turns out is a very pretty and friendly woman in her early twenties. She is pretty but with a slutty kind of rougher edge to her. I mean this in a good way. She was Perfect. She told me that I was about to have the best time of my life. Just what the doctor ordered. Really a great Kisser for you DFK fanatics. Tasted some cig smoke but WTF. She got right into it with me just like a girlfriend. We took it to the bed and she gave me a great blow job. She has a nice technique and there was DT and BLS in the mix. Mish was well received according to her moans and encouragement. Hey wait a minute who is servicing who around here? She has a really nice figure with fantastic 34Cs so FS was hot in Mish and reverse CG. Man she knows how to move her ass on you in reverse CG. Evelin had a great attitude, her service was top shelf and she siphoned the horniness right out of me. I will visit Evelin again when my horny demons return. RL
