crackerjack
Reviewer
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2009
- Messages
- 135
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
A creature was stirring and it weren’t no darn mouse
The sheep were tucked nervously away in the barn
Hoping my companion (aka Lil’Head) would do ‘em no harm
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
But the lad was feeling horney; a full 10 inches,,, I SWEAR!!!
The doors were unbolted, grabbed the phone from the hook,
It was time for Roommate nooky, by hook or by crook.
Hopped into the sleigh and it was up, up and away
Powered by eight limp reindeer which I swear were all gay
Maggie in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
Teeny weeny B-cup set,, a delightful 5’ lady she spoke in hushed breath
And Goddamit wouldn’t you know it, she nearly DFK’d me to death
But a wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
Her blue eyes how they twinkle, and her deep-throat how merry
Her mouth drawn up like a bow, she buried my member in a CBJ hurry
Then she hopped on top for a poundin’ ride in cowgirl
OH DEAR GAWD!!!!,,,, felt me toes a begin’n to curl
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
Filled the rubber “stocking”, when Lil’Head ‘cum’ with a jerk
And from our lair of lust there rose such a Big-O clatter,
Expected NYPD come crashing in to see what was the matter
My little old driver, blew a wad so lively and quick
In a flash it was all over ,,,, thanks to the lil prick
But me and the boy will return for that I have no doubt
The best thing ‘bout pussy is you can't wear it out
Happy 2010 hobbying to one and to all,,,,
,,,,,,and be careful out there
A creature was stirring and it weren’t no darn mouse
The sheep were tucked nervously away in the barn
Hoping my companion (aka Lil’Head) would do ‘em no harm
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
But the lad was feeling horney; a full 10 inches,,, I SWEAR!!!
The doors were unbolted, grabbed the phone from the hook,
It was time for Roommate nooky, by hook or by crook.
Hopped into the sleigh and it was up, up and away
Powered by eight limp reindeer which I swear were all gay
Maggie in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
Teeny weeny B-cup set,, a delightful 5’ lady she spoke in hushed breath
And Goddamit wouldn’t you know it, she nearly DFK’d me to death
But a wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
Her blue eyes how they twinkle, and her deep-throat how merry
Her mouth drawn up like a bow, she buried my member in a CBJ hurry
Then she hopped on top for a poundin’ ride in cowgirl
OH DEAR GAWD!!!!,,,, felt me toes a begin’n to curl
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
Filled the rubber “stocking”, when Lil’Head ‘cum’ with a jerk
And from our lair of lust there rose such a Big-O clatter,
Expected NYPD come crashing in to see what was the matter
My little old driver, blew a wad so lively and quick
In a flash it was all over ,,,, thanks to the lil prick
But me and the boy will return for that I have no doubt
The best thing ‘bout pussy is you can't wear it out
Happy 2010 hobbying to one and to all,,,,
,,,,,,and be careful out there
