Pet Peeves

[Jawbone]

Being a cynical guy, I have a few pet peeves when it comes to this hobby.

1) unwrapped bar of soap
2) lack of a decent sized towel
3) if the sp doesn't look like she has showered
4) messy room
5) smoke filled room
6) not being greeted with a smile, maybe a peck on the cheek
7) upselling
8) services rendered not as advertised

Have I missed any, and ladies please join in with your client pet peeves. It wouldn't be fair without the ladies complaints now would it?

 

[severeaddicted]

Not being walked to the door when session is over.

 

[toocooldude]

Smoker SP

 

[Senor Gomes]

Clock watcher one of the worse turnoffs.

 

[Beenthere123]

if the sp doesn't look like she has showered

if I ever see that I walk out.

 

[superdick]

When they leave their dog in the room and it starts licking my balls while I think its her.

 

[Raiden]

My pet peeve is when I am doing my happy dance on the way out and some jackass starts throwing eggs at me!

 

[clintE]

My pet peeve is when I am doing my happy dance on the way out and some jackass starts throwing eggs at me!

Ray why do you have 2 medals and I only have one who did you blow. That is my peeve.

 

[Randy Moss]

some jackass starts throwing eggs at me!

Better than rocks.

 

[ChaosTheory]

if the sp doesn't look like she has showered

if I ever see that I walk out.

+1

1) previous towel through on the floor out on the open
2) a messy bathroom (shower) and room
3) smoker SP
4) Wired smells that I do not wish to distinguish
5) false advertising
6) all of the above mentioned.

 

[smylee52]

No contact at the door .
Messy room .
Smell of dope .
Smell of smoke .
Smell of BO .
Smell of Curry ,
Not told where to hang clothes .
Untidy bathroom .
Used Condoms and wrappers visible ,
Television playing stuff other than porn
Clock that is obviously set 5 to 10 minutes fast .

Gotta go will finish later.

 

[olayda]

It really pisses me off when SP's tell me I'm almost as hot as Rayden.

I fucking hate that.

 

[Raiden]

It really pisses me off when SP's tell me I'm almost as hot as Rayden.

I fucking hate that.

You have to shave your ass BUD, baby smoooth and they'll love you.