Proper Incall Attire?

[Albino]

I would love to know from the veterans and the ladies what would be the appropriate clothing to wear to maximize the YMMV factor ? I am aware that cleanliness is a must but does a suit or maybe very nice casual wear go farther with the ladies than say jeans and a t-shirt? A pair of nice shoes compared to sneakers?

I don't hobby as much as some due to the little problem of sneaking the funds out without the SO catching on, therefore when I do I would like to ensure the best possible conditions to almost guarantee myself a good time.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

If we are staying in for the night then I usually like my clients to be comfortable and within their own element, but making an effort to treat it like a date does go a long way.
For example if you typically are a jeans and t-shirt guy there is no issue with wearing that if that's what you are most comfortable in but make sure you have a fresh pair of jeans on, a fresh shirt and that everything looks neat and tidy before you walk in. In addition it doesn't hurt to point out the "little things" that you did to prepare for your date, you can slip this into casual conversation and it will let your companion know that you put a little preparation into seeing her, often that is where the YMMV comes in. Someone that put a little preparation into seeing me has also probably taken care of all the other issues that might arise (hygiene) plus it demonstrates that he is a considerate person.
Simple statements like "I didn't know what I should wear as I usually dress casual so this morning I picked out my favorite t-shirt knowing I was going to see you."
Or "I didn't know if I would be overdressed or not so I put on a suit just in case." That might even lead to her telling you that a tie isn't necessary and taking it off you.

 

[GDLLover]

Business casual is always nice, most importantly clothes and yourself must be clean. Don't forget fingernails trimmed and fresh breath (I use mouthwash just before leaving the car).

Even if I just had my morning shower an hour or so before I almost always take another shower when arriving as it gives the lady a little more reassurance that your clean.

 

[culo grande]

Let's not kid ourselves. You can go into a session with a hunchback, wooden-leg, wearing nothing but a diaper smeared in peanut-butter. As long as your packin (cashola), sp's will welcome you with the pre-requisite dfk at the door. Delusional dudes are always rambling on about the 'connection' and 'chemistry' they supposedly have with sp's. That's hilarious, try showing-up to a session without a fist full of dollars and let's see how 'connected' sp's are with you. Only connection you'll share together is her foot up your ass on the way out the door of her apt. Bottom line.......sp's could care less how you dress. 10 seconds after you've left, she won't remember your name, much less your designer threads. Only thing she'll remember is to count the cash you left by the night-stand. Wake-up fellas.......

 

[anonanon]

I've always found that showing up looking good, smelling fresh, and with minty breath has gotten me maximum mileage. I've got my pre-session ritual I perform before every encounter and so far to date I haven't had any complaints...

Irregardless of the fact we are paying someone for their time they certainly are people too, so why not try to make the situation as pleasurable and fun for both parties involved? I'm sure that would only equate to better + more mileage for you...

 

[Beenthere123]

Let's not kid ourselves. You can go into a session with a hunchback, wooden-leg, wearing nothing but a diaper smeared in peanut-butter. As long as your packin (cashola), sp's will welcome you with the pre-requisite dfk at the door. Delusional dudes are always rambling on about the 'connection' and 'chemistry' they supposedly have with sp's. That's hilarious, try showing-up to a session without a fist full of dollars and let's see how 'connected' sp's are with you. Only connection you'll share together is her foot up your ass on the way out the door of her apt. Bottom line.......sp's could care less how you dress. 10 seconds after you've left, she won't remember your name, much less your designer threads. Only thing she'll remember is to count the cash you left by the night-stand. Wake-up fellas.......

CG a little over done for my liking. True money talks but your mileage will definitely increase if you are wearing clean clothes.

 

[Exquisite]

Let's not kid ourselves. You can go into a session with a hunchback, wooden-leg, wearing nothing but a diaper smeared in peanut-butter. As long as your packin (cashola), sp's will welcome you with the pre-requisite dfk at the door. Delusional dudes are always rambling on about the 'connection' and 'chemistry' they supposedly have with sp's. That's hilarious, try showing-up to a session without a fist full of dollars and let's see how 'connected' sp's are with you. Only connection you'll share together is her foot up your ass on the way out the door of her apt. Bottom line.......sp's could care less how you dress. 10 seconds after you've left, she won't remember your name, much less your designer threads. Only thing she'll remember is to count the cash you left by the night-stand. Wake-up fellas.......

Whoa there big fella...just this portayal of your online persona alone is enough to turn a lot of ladies off. Let alone if your attitude is anything like this in person, no wonder you get the bum's rush. Seems you might have some anger issues about the transactional side of things.

Albino, as others have said, your specific attire matters not as long as you are clean and presentable. We host gents who come straight from work in their business suits/ties/cufflinks all the way to those that have attended a Blue Jays game in t-shirts, shorts/baseball caps in the summertime. Most importantly: be a respectful gentleman; take the proffered shower and of course, a great sense of humour goes a long way to maximize your connection with a lady.


Cheers,
Vanessa

 

[GenevieveLajoie]

What Kyra said.

 

[iceman_dci]

I have the luxury of working from home most days and go through my ritual before I see the lady; hell, there were some days my hair was still wet when I walked in. Smelling good, fresh breath, clean shaven, man-scaped and clean clothes definitely go a long way. A smile on my face and a cordial greeting always works too. I think I have a good sense of humour that makes the Ladies feel at ease.

What Kyra and Vanessa said

Gen..my gawd, your new pics are SMOKIN'! Sorry, no Hijack intended.

Culo, I dunno man, most of here would disagree with what you said , but you are entitled to your opinion.

 

[RayFinkel]

I usually shower a few days in advance; wear my best track pants and a semi-clean wife beater.

 

[Demien2k5]

I'm not much to look at, so the ladies prefer I wear my John Merrick burlap sack head covering (one eye hole model) and insist it stays on for the duration of the session. Beyond that, the girls are good with anything I wear which maintains its physical integrity and prevents any skin on skin contact from occuring in any way, shape or form. Barring that, the Halon Gas showers go off the moment any part of my body becomes exposed to air or direct sunlight, and a HaZmat team will usually be called in PDQ to escort me from the premises while the SP uses the emergency eye wash stand to flush her vision and prevent potential retinal damage which could occur as a result of looking directly at my body.

 

[RedLight]

I find that the Zorro cape and blue jay baseball cap combo is very popular with the ladies.

 

[iceman_dci]

I'm not much to look at, so the ladies prefer I wear my John Merrick burlap sack head covering (one eye hole model) and insist it stays on for the duration of the session. Beyond that, the girls are good with anything I wear which maintains its physical integrity and prevents any skin on skin contact from occuring in any way, shape or form. Barring that, the Halon Gas showers go off the moment any part of my body becomes exposed to air or direct sunlight, and a HaZmat team will usually be called in PDQ to escort me from the premises while the SP uses the emergency eye wash stand to flush her vision and prevent potential retinal damage which could occur as a result of looking directly at my body.

You fucking kill me Bro!!

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Man, I just love your self depricating humour!, good to see you having fun over here.

Sadly he's not joking, most of the major agencies have invested in a Pordecon Decontamination Tank as a precautionary mesaure and Mirage rents it out to the independents. It's a necessary step should there one day be a breach in his suit and unfortunately for everyone in the industry it's resulted in an increase in rates as we all have to pay for the additional overhead required by Demiens frequent visits.