The Swiss Cheese Pervert'

[Willy]

[h=1]'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia asking women to perform sexual acts on him using a slice of fromage[/h]

• The overweight man in his 40s has been spotted on multiple occasions in the Mayfair area approaching women while driving his car with his genitals exposed, holding a slice of cheese
• Several women have reported the disturbing encounters
• At least two other women have received messages they believe were from the same man on OKCupid describing how being unpopular with women drove him to have sex with cheese
• He offered to pay $50 for a woman to pleasure him with a slice
  
• Philadelphia Police Department's Special Victims Unit is investigating the curious case
• Said in the messages that he tried American, Provolone, chez whiz, jack, and cheddar before settling on Swiss

Full story:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538687/Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-terrorizing-Philadelphia.html

 

[HOF]

When did Blank Dave to Philadelphia?:LMAO:

 

[Skipper]

When did Blank Dave to Philadelphia?:LMAO:

:no:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I don't want anyone else calling me weird on this board again. I have met my match here. :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

I don't want anyone else calling me weird on this board again. I have met my match here. :biggrin2:

OK you can be 'unique' instead of weird. :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I would have used a sharp cheddar.

 

[Guido]

I would have used a sharp cheddar.

That's what happens when a mangacake uses cheese for his pleasure. Any God fear Italian knows only asiago or a good strong gorgonzola will ONLY do when used as a sexual aid, WTF.