Best excuses for not having sex?

[barotti]

So you had a great time with your ATF and you came home, your GF/Wife wants to go at it too. What excuses you use or you just fake it?

 

[a 1 player]

I have never used an excuse in my life, I just say that I am not in the mood. And before someone else says it, yes there are times a man might not be in the mood.

 

[tboy]

Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

 

[Cycleguy007]

Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

Perfect solution... Boxer Briefs:

 

[iceman_dci]

Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

 

[Demien2k5]

Since Ii wear boxers (because maybe one day I might want kids) the perils of wearing LOOSE boxers is sometimes I sit on my nuts....that always works especially if you actually did lol...

(ok it's not funny when it happens but.....)

You sound like one of those really old wrinkly dudes I see at the gym sloggin' slowly around the changeroom buck nakid' with their ballsac draggin' along the carpet between their ankles after getting out of the whirlpool...ROTFLMAO! :arf:

 

[tboy]

yeah yeah yeah, keep em coming.......

 

[Detective]

Say I am in the mood for anal only.

 

[Brad Pitt]

If you've seen our movie 'Mr and Mrs Smith', you would know that Angelina is not one to fuck with in terms of lame excuses. So I am just honest, I tell her I left my detachable penis somewhere and that she would be an insensitive bee-otch to hassle me about it. It's my dick, for christs sake, be worried woman. I even wrote a song about it, released under a pseudonym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

 

[Cycleguy007]

yeah yeah yeah, keep em coming.......

You might wanna get that looked at by a professional dude...

:shock:

 

[Ang]

You might wanna get that looked at by a professional dude...



:shock:

Did Mrs CG take that pic??:gasp:

 

[tboy]

You might wanna get that looked at by a professional dude...



:shock:

I've had them looked at by many professionals, namely:
Racheal from TP
Tricia from cupids
Bree from Cupids
just to name a few.....

 

[Cycleguy007]

Did Mrs CG take that pic??:gasp:

Nope, she took this one:

I've had them looked at by many professionals, namely:
Racheal from TP
Tricia from cupids
Bree from Cupids
just to name a few.....

EXCELLENT RESPONSE tboy!!!! :great:

(I set them up... you knock them down! LOL)

 

[Iambad]

Calling homos Ang and CG, please get a room.



CG one to the right.

 

[Cycleguy007]

That's not me... That dude has an earring... :tongue:

 

[Ang]

Calling homos Ang and CG, please get a room.



CG one to the right.

And that's not me either....I'm much more romantic than that!!....and fatter:arf:

 

[Haveanitch]

Then this fat guy is you Ang.