Finish the joke...

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There are a few jokes out there that are classics...

Many of them start the same way...

Finish the joke and then start a new one...

Extra points if you come up with a new joke on an old starting line..

A guy walk into a bar.....

 

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And said "ouch".

 

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and he sued the owners for setting the bar too low

 

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A guy walks into a bar after a round of golf, spots a flashy blonde sitting by herself, sits down next to her and buys her a drink.

"Thanks," she says, and candidly adds "I'm a hooker."

"Well," he replies. "If you turn your hands on the shaft a little bit to the left... you'll tend more towards a slice."






A man and a woman meet in an elevator . . .

 

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Art Mann said:

A guy walks into a bar after a round of golf, spots a flashy blonde sitting by herself, sits down next to her and buys her a drink.

"Thanks," she says, and candidly adds "I'm a hooker."

"Well," he replies. "If you turn your hands on the shaft a little bit to the left... you'll tend more towards a slice."

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:good:

 

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Art Mann said:

A man and a woman meet in an elevator . . .

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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

 

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...but his friend with dyslexia walked into a bra.

 

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A man and a woman walk into the therapist's office

 

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Madman said:

A man and a woman walk into the therapist's office

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After extensive counselling, a woman and a man walk out...

 

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The therapist is later found naked tied up and on the couch.....

 

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meh....it's was a stretch to assume men could follow simple directions in a thread like this. :biggrin2:


LETS START AGAIN!


A clone, a Monk and a Cardinal are standing at a bus stop......

 

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Cardinal Fang said:

meh....it's was a stretch to assume men could follow simple directions in a thread like this. :biggrin2:


LETS START AGAIN!


A clone, a Monk and a Cardinal are standing at a bus stop......

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each wishing a child would join then

 

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Papa, Blissful and Transient went to the market...

 

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Madman said:

Papa, Blissful and Transient went to the market...

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bought some bacon and killed the MM selling Ostrich milk

 

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Papa decides to try his luck at stand up comedy but finds himself starving so.....

 

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Madman said:

Papa decides to try his luck at stand up comedy but finds himself starving so.....

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he settles for allowing the lovely Women of HUBGFE supporting him

 

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Cardinal Fang said:

meh....it's was a stretch to assume men could follow simple directions in a thread like this. :biggrin2:


LETS START AGAIN!


A clone, a Monk and a Cardinal are standing at a bus stop......

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The Cardinal says I'm in the mood for sheep fucking. The Monk turns to the clone and says "Me too, how about ewe?

 

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Obviously, I'm not as good as Amy at starting threads...

What a bunch of sheep fuckers...:LMAO:

 

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Danolo said:

Obviously, I'm not as good as Amy at starting threads...

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I'll withhold my opinion until you show me your tits.

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What a bunch of sheep fuckers...:LMAO:

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OK THEN!

How do sheep fuckers practice safe sex?

Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!


What does an elephant use as a tampon?

 

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Madman walks into the bedroom holding a sheep.
He says to his wife " Honey this is the cow that I screw when You have a Headache"
Cardinal then takes the blanket off ....and says " I screw your wife when she has a Headache"