Finish the joke...

[-b]

How does Papa find sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying......

 

[Danolo]

I'll withhold my opinion until you show me your tits.

Ummm, you want me to show you my tits????????

 

[papasmerf]

Ummm, you want me to show you my tits????????

unless you were an alter boy, in which case he has already seen them

 

[DannyDeVito]

Lets try this again.

A group of fonts walk into a bar. Get out yells the Bartender, we don't allow your types here.

A blonde woman walks into a bar....

 

[Danolo]

So this traveling salesman was driving along a country road, when his car breaks down.. just ahead he sees a farmhouse....

 

[McGuinty]

Lets try this again.

A group of fonts walk into a bar. Get out yells the Bartender, we don't allow your types here.

A blonde woman walks into a bar....

You would have thought she'd had seen it.

 

[McGuinty]

So this traveling salesman was driving along a country road, when his car breaks down.. just ahead he sees a farmhouse....

Asks for help. Sorry says the Farmer my animals don't have the skills to fix your car.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69...

 

[papasmerf]

Asks for help. Sorry says the Farmer my animals don't have the skills to fix your car.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69...

and she tells me No, she finished off my OLD GRAND DAD

 

[Prick]

Papasmerf then says. Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in jail.


Three rednecks were entering a bar.

 

[papasmerf]

Robin knew all three and gave them each a full on the lips kiss

 

[papasmerf]

Tranny showed his ass

 

[Wanker]

Tranny showed his ass

Then was grabbed by Sillygirl who said, you are soft.

Two Bikers are walking through Walmart...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Two Bikers are walking through Walmart...

They proceeded to talk to each other about the bikes they own. One owned a Harley Davidson and the other one owned a Triumph. Every time they met at the store they would argue about which bike was better - the electrics, the handling, the power etc.

But there was one thing the both of them had in common:

They both owned a Japanese bike as well, so they could be sure to get to work on time!



A moose walks down the street.....

 

[Transient]

...and a policeman advises him to walk on the sidewalk. After all it is not safe for a moose to be walking on the street.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

WEAK!

:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Bliss, SG, Honey Bee and Bridgette go to the spa one day................

 

[Transient]

Carnac says, "Where can you find a voyeur, a footwear raconteur, a google lawyer, and a sexual force majeure."

Glenda the Good Witch, Cardinal Fang and a member of the Lollipop Guild are aloft in a hot-air balloon....