10 WORST GIFTS TO BUY A WOMAN

[iceman_dci]

Ummm... I bought my lady a microwave the other day. She really needed one... Did I get rewarded? HELLZ YEAH!!

 

[tboy]

iceman: empty your inbox please......

 

[kasanova]

9. Do not give her a gift certificate to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.

This could even get you killed

 

[amber-jade]

Did you feed him into the blower head first or feet first?

note the '' EX '' part

 

[blissful]

Have to disagree with you there... I recently gave Mrs. CG a Lelo :great: to add to our collection of "toys".

Toys can be a wonderful addition to one's lovemaking sessions!!

Plus, she has some things to play with when the GF cums over!

I agree with you CG. Brash has given me many toys. But the best gift $$$$$$$ or my own escort with NO SHARING.:666:

 

[Nova5]

Kitchenaid mixer - #1 most used piece of equipment in my kitchen! 20 years and still going strong. :great:

Me too! I love to bake.

 

[Daredevil]

Canadian Tire money always works :happy:

lmao! that is my xmas gift for GF

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Never buy her a watch because there's already a clock on the stove.

 

[LickingGravity]

If you bought her knee pads it might be counter-productive

 

[tboy]

Speaking of snow blowers,

Why was the snowman smiling?

Because he saw the snowblower coming!!!!!