A glimpse into my experiences

[Eddie401]

I am a casual hobbyist at best but here's a little insight into my past with SPs.

Why I hobby.

Wife's a starfish. Plain and simple.

First experience

Brothel outside of Acapulco. Was you, VERY drunk and alone, can't believe I didn't end up in the news. Had whiskey dick, the girl did a "no mas" after about 30 minutes of my sweaty pounding of her tiny muffin finished me off with her hand. I asked her for CIM and as she leaned in I blasted her in the face with a once-in-a-lifetime load at which point she lost her shit on me. If I wasn't numb from the neck down it was probably the best orgasm ever. Woke up on the beach in my own puke with an empty wallet. I think I paid about $400 for a $40 chica. Didn't drink for the rest of the trip.

Best experience

Every time I see Evangaline Beaudin in TO. We kind of have a thing. I see her whenever I am in TO. She always stays for twice the time I pay for and we share book ideas and talk regularly. Once I ate her to a screaming "O" while she played with my 8 week old puppy. Towards the end she was pushing him away so she could enjoy what I was doing and he took it as play and started playing harder. I think at one point he bit her nipple. If she was Ottawa-based I'd be broke.

Nicest tits

Evangaline Beaudin. Not perfect but just my type.

Best BBJ

Layah Leroux in Vanier. Words fail me.

Worst incall

Layah Leroux in Vanier. I burned my clothes and soaked in a tub of Javex when I got home.


Wished I'd booked more time with...

Zoey D. in Kingston. Was a good session until she came at which point it became an AWESOME session. Would have booked more time just to experience that again.

Worst experience

Getting hauled out of a local hotel by the cops because of an overly vocal SP who's name escapes me

Wish she was better looking...

Kathryn Bardot. Love this lady had some great times with her and almost offered her a job in RL but the last time I saw her she had stepped well over the BBW line and my tastes don't run that way. Some friend haha.

Smallest vagina

Layah Leroux in Vanier. Doggy style was a no go. Mish was only possible if careful. Went back to the sucking. To this day, nothing like it.

Biggest Vagina

Cleocatra. I remember being behind her for doggy and looking down and I swear I could see up into her lungs. I actually stopped what I was doing and started for a good ten seconds trying to process what the fuck I was looking at. Super sweet and pretty girl but that gape...

Miss the most...

Joey James. We chatted, e-mailed and texted regularly for almost a year before we finally got together in TO. Amazing multi-hour session that she stretched out for me. Then she moved away during my busiest time of year and I never saw her again. We are still in touch.

Most depressing session

Got drunk (detecting a pattern?) and fucked an ugly old streetwalker on the roof of a retail store. I remember looking up as she climbed the ladder ahead of me and seeing her scary old panti-less ass under her skirt and laughing.

Best first session

Almah. Early in the day and she was slightly drunk. Left on rubbery legs.

Worst second session.

Almah, later on a different day later in the afternoon and she was fully drunk. Left annoyed. Not even sure why but she was just irritating the shit out of me. Still want to see her again....just because.

First and only duo.

Stag party Montreal. Rented a bus. Fucked a salt and pepper team in the back of the bus on St. Catherine St while rolling around in empty beer bottles, weed and bits of coke.

Meanest practical joke.

Same stag party. Set the groom up with a tranny. DFK and BBJ to CIMSW before he realized what was going on. Told tranny groom was bi-curious so she flopped the wiener in his face. We're not friends any more. We just drifted apart. He and that wife split up as well. I fucked her a few years later. It was awful. I was kind of an asshole 25 years ago.

Best straight sex

Zoey D. in Kingston, awesome little kitty, loved the way she worked it and the sudden and shocking O that was so desperate and needy and clingy. Everything just opened wide up and she flushed beet red and was trying so hard to be quiet. Jesus it was awesome.

Biggest turnoff

Fake orgasms and pandering bullshit "you're the biggest/best/sexiest/made me cum more" nonsense. I'm a fat middle-aged guy paying for sex. I know what I am and am very comfortable with it.

Also "hatchet-cracks". That's a pussy with no discernible labia. Freaks me out. Also if I smell ass in doggy I'm done.

Horniest SP I've ever met.

Kathryn Bardot once stopped me as I was leaving and made me go back to the bed and eat her one more time. I was on my knees in a suit and overcoat licking her pussy 'cuz she wanted to cum again. Hands down winner and why I'm nuts about her.

Unfulfilled fantasy

Banging a midget.

 

[Sixto]

WOW. Great write up. Definitely an interesting read!

This Evangeline girl looks quite yummy. Her rate is too high for me however

 

[Eddie401]

Yah, and the $300 is incall. It`s $350 for outcall and I usually have her come see me at the Royal York which is awesomely discrete unless you stay on the gold level and the fucking concierge strikes up a convo with your girls as she exits the elevator (Joey James in bra, panties and boots under an overcoat chatting with the concierge hahaha priceless). She`s always been generous with her time with me so now when I see her I book multi-hours when I travel. If she was here it would be too hard for me to hide the cash flow. I can afford it, I just can`t hide it - always the problem.

 

[Sixto]

Yeah, I prefer outcall when on the road too. I'm not big on outcall in Ottawa, I hate the idea of them knowing where I live. Thanks for the info on the Royal York. I've stayed there once, wasn't the biggest fan, but may re-try as last time I wasn't by myself.

It's great she's so generous with her time with you, that would make paying the premium rate not so bad at all.

I really enjoyed this write up, I gotta say it again. One of the best posts i've ever seen in 10 years. Appreciate you taking the time to do it!

 

[Ryan1967]

Thanks Eddie! The Cleo Catra story had me crying I was laughing so hard...

 

[Jingles]

Thanks Eddie! Some good shit in there to read. I may use your 'template' to offer my own experiences.

Your Midget joansing made me think of this Tucker Max story:

 

[Ryan1967]

Midget is on my TDL also...almost had one setup a couple of years back...shoulda pulled the trigger then.

 

[Sixto]

Inspired by Eddie i'm going to try the same type of post, slightly altered.

I'm a very dominant vs being a submissive lover.

Why I hobby.

I've been fucking escorts since about the age of 19. I always did it because I never had time for relationships when I was in University and Grad School, now I just do it for the thrill. I'm 31 now and am looking for different things in my life. I haven't found the right woman yet, but I'm still on the hunt (I'm pretty picky though). Maybe i'm naive or chaulk it up to youth, but I do intend on quitting hobbying if I do find that woman.

First experience

Brothel in Amsterdam. I travelled there for a few days over Christmas break while visiting other family in Europe. I decided I wanted the X-rated Amsterdam experience. I had done a lot of research online, but I was definitely a newbie to the game. The place i visited was a small place, 3-4 rooms, with 3 girls working that night I believe. There was a small waiting area where me and another punter waited to choose our girls, he got 1st pick, I got stuck with the second pick. She was a middle-eastern girl. I wore glasses their, I remember her taking them off before we did the deed, she insisted. Needless to say I was nervous as fuck and didn't preform well. But I thought it was an interesting experience at the very least. That trip I ended up seeing several escorts, mostly in the red light district (RLD) that worked in the "red rooms".

Best experience

Very tough choice. I've seen approximately 400+ working girls (not counting repeats) over the last 10-11 years. I would have to say the best sex I had was with a working girl in Montreal. Krystyna from montreal xxxtase agency. I saw her 3 times. Not only was she a 9 out of 10 (I'm an extremly hard marker), but the sex was incredible. She took a pounding like no other, with constant body shaking when I was done with her. I loved it.

Places (Countries) I have hobbied

Canada - Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal (extensively)
UK - Edinburgh, Manchester (extensively), London, Leicester, Sheffield
Netherlands - Amsterdam
Germany - Frankfurt (extensively), Dusseldorf (extensively), Cologne (extensively)
Thailand - Bangkok, Phuket
Cambodia - Siem Reap
Hong Kong - Hong Kong

Nicest tits

Not a tit man. I can't remember to be honest.

Best BBBJ

Lithuanian girl at FKK Oase outside of Frankfurt. It was a Friday night, there were over 100 girls working that night and I saw this blue eyed blonde bombshell. She was a perfect 10. She sucked my cock so hard, and worshipped my balls so well that I to this day try to instruct girls to do it in the same fashion. No one has replicated it. I only saw her the once, I sought her out for over a year after that meeting but I never saw her working again.

Worst Incall

Pretty fortunate, haven't visited that many bad ones. Maybe Hannah Star comes to mind when she lived in Hull, don't know if she still does. Her place smelled like a mixture of cat piss and weed aroma. Wasn't clean.

Wished I'd booked more time with...

Lithuanian girl at FKK Oase.

Worst experience

Rosslynxo. I saw her at her incall. All she said was no no no no to everything, even the smallest little thing like light kissing. She was high, I was naive. I said I wanted to leave and pay for half the session. She said no, I had to pay for the full session. She said would call the cops on me. I was scared shitless so I payed her the full amount and got the fuck outta there. I didn't hobby for months after that. She was a total nutcase and other people had crazy encounters with her from what I read. This is a girl that Sgt. Banger, aka Rickflair Jr. aka Macadamia went to bat for, claiming she was an angel.

Wish she was better looking...

Malena Parisi. Her service is top notch. I just wish she was more toned and youthful.

Smallest vagina

Blonde 6ft model named Carmen from Sandys Superstars in Manchester UK. I made her cum 8 times within 1 hour (my record for an hour with a girl) via oral and mostly penetration. It was not fake because I could feel the orgasms. Her pussy was incredibly tight.

Biggest Vagina

Oh god, I saw Cleo too. I guess it would have to be her as well. I just wasn't attracted to her at all in more ways then 1. I paid for the full session and left after half claiming I was ill.

Miss the most...

Alicia the goddess from the defunct Addictive girls agency. We had some great sessions.

Most embarrassing session (I don't really have a depressing session that I can think of)

Not quite depressing, but embarrassing But one session in Toronto I had to take a massive shit before the session. I was dying waiting, finally got called up to the condo, went up and excused myself, but man it was bad. Atomic shit. I guess it went all over the place, I cleaned up, showered, I thought the toilet was fine, apparently not. I went for the session, had a great one. I paid, left. She texted me a picture of the toilet (she and I had each other's private numbers), shit under the seat, and all over! I was so embarrassed. To this day I can't see her or her friend Dina at Mirage because they are so tight. Aria was the girl in question.

Best first session

The one that comes to mind is a recent one. I really enjoyed my session with Eva European. She has since told me she can't see me no longer (after that session) as I'm too large for her .

Worst second session

Hmmm, I've had some, but none stick out in my mind.

Multiple girl sessions

I've had a bunch, mostly duo's. I've also done a mmf, a mmmmf Bukkake with Kathryn Bardot some years ago, an orgy with 6 guys including myself and 6 other girls. My first was in Germany at FKK Oase with 2 german girls. It was shit now that I look back at it, but at the time I thought it was so cool.

Meanest practical joke

Haha, i'm not a practical joker.

Best straight sex

Oh god, I can't pick this one.

Biggest turnoff

Calling me baby during sex when we barely know each other. Physically I hate when a girl has a hairy asshole as well as hairy toes, especially black hair!

Horniest SP I've ever met.Emeli Oreo, RIP.

Unfulfilled fantasy

A double penetration (Been trying to set it up but can never find a youthful guy who has great stamina, I want to give it (her) my all haha).

Escort I currently want to see the most

Serena from Mirage escorts. I read a lot into a girls pics, I think she would be an incredible session.

 

[antoine]

Wow thank you both for this it was a great read. I love this quote "Cleocatra. I remember being behind her for doggy and looking down and I swear I could see up into her lungs" Ha ha ha!!!

I was with cleo once but I found that Vienna had an even bigger vag. For the following sessions I only went for massage, she is wonderful at it. BTW, Vienna texted me recently saying that she was back in business.

 

[Skinflute]

WOW!! If you wrote a book it would be a best seller. Many thanks for sharing.

 

[Hector17]

I concur re Kathryn Bardot...she can steam it up with the best, but YES, her chubbiness is what keeps me from putting her on my list for REGULAR.
I have a DUO booked for next week, 2 hours...and it should be OFF THE CHARTS, but I am afraid to jinx it by saying who's involved at this point...1 of them has had reliability issues....I'll review it after it happens....

 

[Sixto]

Looking forward to the review Hector!

 

[blackram]

So Eddie, this Layah Leroux is simultaneously your best BBBJ, worst incall, and smallest vagina?

 

[blackram]

I was with cleo once but I found that Vienna had an even bigger vag. For the following sessions I only went for massage, she is wonderful at it. BTW, Vienna texted me recently saying that she was back in business.

I've been with Vienna too, albeit it's been a long time since i last saw her. Her vag didn't seem particularly special to me back then. Never been with Cleo, so can't comment.

 

[Eddie401]

So Eddie, this Layah Leroux is simultaneously your best BBBJ, worst incall, and smallest vagina?

...and weirdest session and latest session and worst teeth and youngest looking sp and greatest danger of catching an incurable disease...but yah giving credit where credit is due she sucked a mean cock. Pulled a couple of shots out of me with the magic mouth and I'm no spring chicken.

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I was warned and I still saw her. She was so wasted when I finally got in the door that we took a 1 hr nap together before doing anything.

I used to bring home stray dogs as a kid and brought some of that "save the world" mentality to my early hobbying days. She cured it.

 

[mmad]

Amazing stuff! Is tonight a night for writing books or are you guys just recuperating from shoveling snow? Must have taken an hour to put those posts together, nice work.

 

[antoine]

Quick question, is Kathryn Bardot much bigger than in this picture? How many extra pounds do you think?

 

[slurp]

Great stuff, both of you! Thanks for the great read, gets me thinking about stuff. Been hobbying for over 35 years and can't remember a lot of it but when I started it was picking up SW which is an adventure in itself. First real escort was near Washington DC, did it to spite my wife who was supposed to be going for a divorce. $350 in the 80s!!! Guess I sure showed the ex, when I got home she hadn't gone, I was stuck with her another year or so ..... she was a beautiful nympho but a miserable bitch. I told her I lost the 350 .... lol. So many good times over the years, love to hear other's stories. Sure wish I could fuck like back in the day ..... but still have fun somehow :good:

 

[Skinflute]

GEEZ!! that's one heck of a write up Eddie, if you retire from the hobby, you can write a book and sell your memoires. :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Eddie401]

Antoine - This Katherine Bardot ate that version.