A Harrowing Experience (backpages)

[Dan]

Hello

Sorry about your experience. I wish we were open that day and you wouldn't have to go on backpage . Because of the holidays most of our ladies are on vacation and we are understaffed so we are on the holiday schedule. Send us a PM or call us and say you are Denny Devito and we will give you a nice Christmas -New Year present.

Sexy Friends Toronto

You may have people pretending to be Danny. A pm arrangement maybe a better way to go and a very nice gesture by your agency!

Danny, thanks for the laugh!

 

[Celebrity]

Couldn't you just let the T to put only a few inches up your anus. You might have liked it.

:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Reverse]

Danny, sucking a cock is no big deal and she was right in her comment. You should have dropped to your knees and sampled the goodies especially since you already had paid.

 

[sexyfriendstorontoo]

Hello

My apologies gentlemen and thanks for correcting me.Holidays can drive a person crazy Instead of saying
"Send us a PM or call us and say you are Denny Devito and we will give you a nice Christmas -New Year present."I was going to say "Send us PM with your contact number and when you call just mention that you are Denny Devito so we can confirm the phone number"...

 

[Tooler]

Danny, sucking a cock is no big deal and she was right in her comment. You should have dropped to your knees and sampled the goodies especially since you already had paid.

Say what?.

 

[Wanker]

Say what?.

What.

 

[Analme]

Danny, sucking a cock is no big deal and she was right in her comment. You should have dropped to your knees and sampled the goodies especially since you already had paid.

Eeeek, can someone please ban Reverse!


Danny that was frieken hilarious.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

This all started with a lady we all know and love called Amy, future wife to be got my mojo started last week. I met Amy at the Christmas party and she took my breath away. I really wanted to visit Amy while she was in town last week but it was difficult because of the season I just couldn't sneak away from my other 4 wives.

I fantasized what could of been with Amy and come the weekend I was literally a raging walking penis!


I knew I needed satisfaction, my first call was SexyFriends because I know they are in the Bramalea area which worked great location wise but no answer so against my better judgement I decided to use backpages.

I've been searching for the ad but I can no longer find it. It was only $100 for half hour, pics looked hot, she sounded hot on the phone and in Etobicoke which wasn't too bad.

I arrived at the scheduled time, walked in and greeted by a just ok looking individual. The room was very dimly lit. She asked me for the donation which I handed her and headed to the shower. Once out the individual was standing infront of me now in a bikini. I'm giving this individual the up and down and things don't look right. I get a lump in my throat and my forehead has a bead of sweat but I just showered!!!!

I look at her and ask "why does it look like you have a sock in your bikini bottom?"

the answer " didn't you read the ad honey, it clearly states T-girl"

NOT AGAIN!

I just stood there in shock. I was



I didn't know what else to but quickly got dressed, told her, him, I mean her keep the money but I'm leaving.

I rushed out hearing the only words "try it baby, you might like it" burned in my mind!

I jump into my car and call Ray who bursts out laughing I had to hang on the bastard!

Those that have met me know I'm not really Danny Devito but I do look like him and I only like REAL GIRLS anything less will not WORK!



Ray called me back once he calmed himself and suggested some more reliable agencies and I called Jersey Girls and Patricia saved my day, review to follow when I catch my breath from re-living this past weekend.

:rofl!: DannyD, Papa is waiting in the car for you . It's boy's night out at the Blue Oyster.:LMAO:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Danny, sucking a cock is no big deal and she was right in her comment. You should have dropped to your knees and sampled the goodies especially since you already had paid.

Maybe Daniel felt it was best to leave the knob gobbling to the professionals.

That or his garden snake was intimidated by the anaconda.

 

[Madman]

Danny, sucking a cock is no big deal and she was right in her comment. You should have dropped to your knees and sampled the goodies especially since you already had paid.

Re

Reverse, it is comments like this that cause my to have to put you over my knees and spank your bare bottom!

 

[oldguyzer]

Re

Reverse, it is comments like this that cause my to have to put you over my knees and spank your bare bottom!

MM, we don't really want to know about your fantasies here, thanks.

 

[Informal]

Happened to me once, JUST once.

 

[papasmerf]

Danny,

I hope this helps you feel better about your recent experience.

 

[oldguyzer]

That's not nice. Funny, but not nice.

 

[Madman]

Time to clear the air, the money was only to have a room. It's not my fault you ran out screaming.

 

[HOOKED]

Time to clear the air, the money was only to have a room. It's not my fault you ran out screaming.

FAWKKKKK, you are a madman!

I just want everyone to know I don't know this errrrr man i think!