crackerjack
Reviewer
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2009
- Messages
- 135
Been negligent in dishing out reviews as of late. Instead of bombarding the membership with my overly verbose diarrhea of each lady; my little fudge packing friend (aka Lil’Head) and I sketched together a consolidated summary of recent misadventures in manwhoring. Had to break into the dew worm fund to finance these sexploits but ,,,
pitter patter lets get at 'er,,,,,
Sabrina @ Roommates:
Though not a Goth chick she has features along that line. A slim 5’5”ish 20something Joan Jett facsimile sporting short black hair, dark eyes and chiseled EE facial features. Smallish but firm C-cup with incredibly smooth snow white skin was duly noted. Just a basic bare bones encounter ensued with this young filly. Superficially friendly in the business sense, offering up counterfeit intimacy throughout a borderline GFE session. Nothing truly memorable if memory serves me correct. Partook in BBBJ punctuated with LFK in various MPOS. Don’t see her on RM’s schedule so she may have split the underworld.
Face: 7
Body: 7.5
Session: 7
Repeat: have not, will not
Price: $140hh
Words of wisdom: there are hotter vaginas out there to be had
Jelena @ Dreammakers
An EE pear shaped chick pushing 5’10” and 140ish lbs. Leaning more towards a medium build with a solid set of C-cups to delight us pervs. Possessed that innocent little girl demeanor, which I find so refreshing. Probably due to her newbie status in the subculture, which undoubtedly will disappear in due course (groan!). In any regard she is a high performing PSE willing to follow your lead without any wife-y complaints. Offers an extensive menu of sexual delights and gobbles up throat yogurt faster than Wal-Mart can stock it.
Impressed with LFK, DFK/DATY combo, BBBJ, CIM, COB and probably a whole host other treasures I have yet to explore. Cums real easy too,,,, so the boy and I barely work up a sweat doing the horizontal nasty.
Face: 7
Body: 7.5
Session: 9
Repeat: 2x already
Price: $130hh - was fortunate to participate in their 10% off sex sale
Words of wisdom: A real sweety - treat her well and often.
Scarlett @ Roommates:
THE ULTIMATE SEX KITTEN!!! Look up GFE in Webster’s dictionary and you will find one word: SCARLETT!!!. This girl takes passion to nosebleed heights. A 5 foot, phuck all little blond dynamo, armed with a magnificent set of Double-D megatits and gobs of personality plus. A session with her is a session with a newfound red HHHHOT lover. Our hookup was drenched with intensity, chemistry, ferocity and a few other profane ‘strys’. Wrapped herself 'round me like a well worn tire and totally savaged the boy and both his nutty relatives.
She exudes tremendous warmth, kindness and actually gives a rat’s ass that you enjoy your ill-spent time with her. Girls in the “biz” would be well served to take lessons from this SP. Gives Lil’Head the most wicked, homicidal orgasms ever. After lying crippled beside her in sweaty tangled afterglow ---- that body purrrrrrred, “Baby. You still alive?”
Face: 8
Body: 8
Session: hands down 10
Repeat: 3x already
Price: $140hh
Words of wisdom: treat her with velvet gloves. She is a true blue sweetheart.
(Have not seen her on schedule lately. Is she still in the biz?)
Salima @ Codak Chicks
After viewing her web pics Lil’Head was suffering TOFTT panic attacks leaving me no choice but to present the lil malcontent to Salima.
A towering 5’8” willowy tall Amazonian in heels met us at the door. Gotta admit I was fuck struck with her pretty face, pendulous D-cups and caramel coloring. The best I could muster was “Blah,,,,,bla,,,,bla,,,,bla.” Admittedly, not my best first impression. That coupled with the fact this chick runs hot and cold can make for some interesting sexcapades. All business like - mildly abrasive, somewhat sarcastic with a latent hint of psycho-bitch passive-aggressive thrown in for good measure was all to evident. Sorta like a Jekyll and Hyde ex-wife type.
BUT!!!! Get her clothes OFF. HIT her fast and furious with extended sizzling foreplay,,,, and this sexpot will whip up a tornado of intoxicating passion. Blew me away with such an unpredictable GFE transformation. Unfortunately; once the dirty deed is done she flip flops back to the old self. Dare venture if you get on her bad side she could go all ‘Lorena Bobbit’ and surgically remove your left nut with a rusty blade while you sleep.
Face: 8.5
Body: 8.5 - little more toning and firmer boobs would easily make her a 10
Session: 8
Repeat: already have
Price: $140hh
Words of wisdom: Handle with extreme caution!
PPHEEWW!!! Getting hot and bothered reliving all the memories and mammaries,,,, but forging onwards:
Dana @ Roommates – TOUTM (took one up the manhole)
A Frenchie from La Belle Province. The boy and I got suckered viewing her web pics with expectations of being ravaged by one hard-bodied femme fatale. WWWRRROONNNGGG!!!
‘Bout 5’6” 120ish lbs, soggy C-cup chick ,,,,, far from those picture perfect pics. Found her to be somewhat scatter-minded and more interested in wasting time than mutually engaging my pee-pee. Attempted LFK but her attention span could be measured in nanoseconds and at no time did she initiate such. DFK. What DFK? The lad went spectacularly south given her lackluster interest. Caught myself checking the clock ,,, counting down the minutes. Could not vamoose outta the premises fast enough. Cussed Lil’Head under my breath. Next time I’ll beat the little bugger senseless with a shoehorn.
Face: 7
Body: 6 - not the toned hard body on the website
Session: 2 – Pardon my French but,,,,, UN SESSIONE TERRIBE!
Repeat: Hhhmmppff!!! Prefer to have the boy circumcised with a hot butter knife then repeat.
Hookay, hookay,,,,, a bit melodramatic but further cameo appearances are not forthcoming.
Price: Paid a wallet phucking $140hh for $60 worth of service
Words of wisdom: DO NOT WALK,,,,,RUN FAR AWAY!
Jessica @ NaughtNuru - The ebony version of Scarlett
Did not wish to return to RM after the last crash and burn but decided to TOFTT with a 20something sweet thing at this mystery agency. At 5 foot nothing, this chick was superbly outfitted with a lovely pair of D-cups. Not overly firm gazongas – more pendulous in shape but weighty. With a body dipped in molasses, super friendly attitude and very sexual I was all over her like white on rice. Errr,,,,hookay,,,,bad analogy. But given the previous disappointment,,,, went at her with anger bang vengeance ,,,, and she took it with nary a complaint. Also delivered a slurpy BBBJ and could DFK till the goats come home. With the boy twat deep in her throat,,,,managed to squeeze out the second best orgasm outta this entire group.
Face: 7
Body: 8 – bit of baby fat but nothing a gymn routine couldn’t fix up in a jiffy
Session: 9.5
Repeat: OH PHUCK YEAH! Won’t need that course in anger bang management after all.
Price: $130hh
Words of wisdom: enjoys rough suctioning of her nipples prior to climaxing
Happy 2013 to one and all and remember,,,after being overserved, no matter what the cop tells you...do not blow anything!
pitter patter lets get at 'er,,,,,
Sabrina @ Roommates:
Though not a Goth chick she has features along that line. A slim 5’5”ish 20something Joan Jett facsimile sporting short black hair, dark eyes and chiseled EE facial features. Smallish but firm C-cup with incredibly smooth snow white skin was duly noted. Just a basic bare bones encounter ensued with this young filly. Superficially friendly in the business sense, offering up counterfeit intimacy throughout a borderline GFE session. Nothing truly memorable if memory serves me correct. Partook in BBBJ punctuated with LFK in various MPOS. Don’t see her on RM’s schedule so she may have split the underworld.
Face: 7
Body: 7.5
Session: 7
Repeat: have not, will not
Price: $140hh
Words of wisdom: there are hotter vaginas out there to be had
Jelena @ Dreammakers
An EE pear shaped chick pushing 5’10” and 140ish lbs. Leaning more towards a medium build with a solid set of C-cups to delight us pervs. Possessed that innocent little girl demeanor, which I find so refreshing. Probably due to her newbie status in the subculture, which undoubtedly will disappear in due course (groan!). In any regard she is a high performing PSE willing to follow your lead without any wife-y complaints. Offers an extensive menu of sexual delights and gobbles up throat yogurt faster than Wal-Mart can stock it.
Impressed with LFK, DFK/DATY combo, BBBJ, CIM, COB and probably a whole host other treasures I have yet to explore. Cums real easy too,,,, so the boy and I barely work up a sweat doing the horizontal nasty.
Face: 7
Body: 7.5
Session: 9
Repeat: 2x already
Price: $130hh - was fortunate to participate in their 10% off sex sale
Words of wisdom: A real sweety - treat her well and often.
Scarlett @ Roommates:
THE ULTIMATE SEX KITTEN!!! Look up GFE in Webster’s dictionary and you will find one word: SCARLETT!!!. This girl takes passion to nosebleed heights. A 5 foot, phuck all little blond dynamo, armed with a magnificent set of Double-D megatits and gobs of personality plus. A session with her is a session with a newfound red HHHHOT lover. Our hookup was drenched with intensity, chemistry, ferocity and a few other profane ‘strys’. Wrapped herself 'round me like a well worn tire and totally savaged the boy and both his nutty relatives.
She exudes tremendous warmth, kindness and actually gives a rat’s ass that you enjoy your ill-spent time with her. Girls in the “biz” would be well served to take lessons from this SP. Gives Lil’Head the most wicked, homicidal orgasms ever. After lying crippled beside her in sweaty tangled afterglow ---- that body purrrrrrred, “Baby. You still alive?”
Face: 8
Body: 8
Session: hands down 10
Repeat: 3x already
Price: $140hh
Words of wisdom: treat her with velvet gloves. She is a true blue sweetheart.
(Have not seen her on schedule lately. Is she still in the biz?)
Salima @ Codak Chicks
After viewing her web pics Lil’Head was suffering TOFTT panic attacks leaving me no choice but to present the lil malcontent to Salima.
A towering 5’8” willowy tall Amazonian in heels met us at the door. Gotta admit I was fuck struck with her pretty face, pendulous D-cups and caramel coloring. The best I could muster was “Blah,,,,,bla,,,,bla,,,,bla.” Admittedly, not my best first impression. That coupled with the fact this chick runs hot and cold can make for some interesting sexcapades. All business like - mildly abrasive, somewhat sarcastic with a latent hint of psycho-bitch passive-aggressive thrown in for good measure was all to evident. Sorta like a Jekyll and Hyde ex-wife type.
BUT!!!! Get her clothes OFF. HIT her fast and furious with extended sizzling foreplay,,,, and this sexpot will whip up a tornado of intoxicating passion. Blew me away with such an unpredictable GFE transformation. Unfortunately; once the dirty deed is done she flip flops back to the old self. Dare venture if you get on her bad side she could go all ‘Lorena Bobbit’ and surgically remove your left nut with a rusty blade while you sleep.
Face: 8.5
Body: 8.5 - little more toning and firmer boobs would easily make her a 10
Session: 8
Repeat: already have
Price: $140hh
Words of wisdom: Handle with extreme caution!
PPHEEWW!!! Getting hot and bothered reliving all the memories and mammaries,,,, but forging onwards:
Dana @ Roommates – TOUTM (took one up the manhole)
A Frenchie from La Belle Province. The boy and I got suckered viewing her web pics with expectations of being ravaged by one hard-bodied femme fatale. WWWRRROONNNGGG!!!
‘Bout 5’6” 120ish lbs, soggy C-cup chick ,,,,, far from those picture perfect pics. Found her to be somewhat scatter-minded and more interested in wasting time than mutually engaging my pee-pee. Attempted LFK but her attention span could be measured in nanoseconds and at no time did she initiate such. DFK. What DFK? The lad went spectacularly south given her lackluster interest. Caught myself checking the clock ,,, counting down the minutes. Could not vamoose outta the premises fast enough. Cussed Lil’Head under my breath. Next time I’ll beat the little bugger senseless with a shoehorn.
Face: 7
Body: 6 - not the toned hard body on the website
Session: 2 – Pardon my French but,,,,, UN SESSIONE TERRIBE!
Repeat: Hhhmmppff!!! Prefer to have the boy circumcised with a hot butter knife then repeat.
Hookay, hookay,,,,, a bit melodramatic but further cameo appearances are not forthcoming.
Price: Paid a wallet phucking $140hh for $60 worth of service
Words of wisdom: DO NOT WALK,,,,,RUN FAR AWAY!
Jessica @ NaughtNuru - The ebony version of Scarlett
Did not wish to return to RM after the last crash and burn but decided to TOFTT with a 20something sweet thing at this mystery agency. At 5 foot nothing, this chick was superbly outfitted with a lovely pair of D-cups. Not overly firm gazongas – more pendulous in shape but weighty. With a body dipped in molasses, super friendly attitude and very sexual I was all over her like white on rice. Errr,,,,hookay,,,,bad analogy. But given the previous disappointment,,,, went at her with anger bang vengeance ,,,, and she took it with nary a complaint. Also delivered a slurpy BBBJ and could DFK till the goats come home. With the boy twat deep in her throat,,,,managed to squeeze out the second best orgasm outta this entire group.
Face: 7
Body: 8 – bit of baby fat but nothing a gymn routine couldn’t fix up in a jiffy
Session: 9.5
Repeat: OH PHUCK YEAH! Won’t need that course in anger bang management after all.
Price: $130hh
Words of wisdom: enjoys rough suctioning of her nipples prior to climaxing
Happy 2013 to one and all and remember,,,after being overserved, no matter what the cop tells you...do not blow anything!
