A New Car For Women

[Swede]

New Car for Women

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on -even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.




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[Goodfella]

LMAO

 

[BEER]

I only wish.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.

 

[-b]

Hmmmmmm:writing: A list for those who are not getting Valentine Cards...

Do they have a Jerk Off Mobile....:wink2:

I need Beer......

 

[oldguyzer]

Problem with these new cars is you drive them for a coupl eof months and then a nicer looking younger model comes along and you want to dump the old one on some poor slob who doesn't know the fit-and-finish isn't fit or finished. :biggrin2:

 

[Macho Man]

Problem with these new cars is you drive them for a coupl eof months and then a nicer looking younger model comes along and you want to dump the old one on some poor slob who doesn't know the fit-and-finish isn't fit or finished. :biggrin2:

Then them cars take half your money once you go to the newer model.

 

[oldguyzer]

And as soon as you clean the damn thing up and get it looking shiny new, and you get all excited about driving it again, the damn battery gives out and your tire goes flat.

 

[HOF]

New Car for Women

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on -even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.




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:LMAO:

 

[BEER]

And as soon as you clean the damn thing up and get it looking shiny new, and you get all excited about driving it again, the damn battery gives out and your tire goes flat.

Yes I hate it when they get a flat tire or two.