A pick up line that has never worked for me...

[a 1 player]

Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

 

[God]

Was that an earthquake or did you just blow me away.

 

[tboy]

(I actually used this once in a grocery store)

Excuse me miss, do you know what aisle I can find this last item in?

(I show her my shopping list and the last item is: soul mate).....

She laughed and said "cute"!! and walked away.....

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Once liners not quickly followed up with more wit hardly ever work unless she already had her eye on you.

 

[a 1 player]

I'm full of wit, lucky for me!

 

[tboy]

I'm full of wit, lucky for me!

another spelling mistake!! sheesh.....should I correct it for you? lol.....

 

[Dorothy]

another spelling mistake!! sheesh.....should I correct it for you? lol.....

There are worse things in life to worry about Tboy.

Or did I miss the joke?.

 

[tboy]

There are worse things in life to worry about Tboy.

Or did I miss the joke?.

lol yeah....he said he was full of wit.....I was waiting for him to come back with "what do you mean"?

I was going to then post: You misspelled wit, the correct spelling is SHit ...lol....

 

[a 1 player]

another spelling mistake!! sheesh.....should I correct it for you? lol.....

Again, I fail to see the error.

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wit

wit [wit] Show IPA
noun 1. the keen perception and cleverly apt expression of those connections between ideas that awaken amusement and pleasure. Synonyms: drollery, facetiousness, waggishness, repartee.

2. speech or writing showing such perception and expression. Synonyms: banter, joking, witticism, quip, raillery, badinage, persiflage; bon mot.

3. a person having or noted for such perception and expression. Synonyms: wag, jester, epigrammatist, satirist.

4. understanding, intelligence, or sagacity; astuteness. Synonyms: wisdom, sense, mind.

5. Usually, wits. a. powers of intelligent observation, keen perception, ingenious contrivance, or the like; mental acuity, composure, and resourcefulness: using one's wits to get ahead. Synonyms: cleverness, cunning, wisdom, insight, perspicacity, sacaciousness, acumen.

b. mental faculties; senses: to lose one's wits; frightened out of one's wits. Synonyms: mind, sanity; brains, marbles.




Idioms 6. at one's wit's end. at the end of one's ideas or mental resources; perplexed: My two-year-old won't eat anything but pizza, and I'm at my wit's end.

7. keep / have one's wits about one, to remain alert and observant; be prepared for or equal to anything: to keep your wits about you in a crisis.

8. live by one's wits, to provide for oneself by employing ingenuity or cunning; live precariously: We traveled around the world, living by our wits.

 

[a 1 player]

Okay, geesh... I was chewing my fingernails from the spelling stress!

Full of shit? That I'll never admit to.

 

[Laso]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

[Bubba]

I have lots of money usually works for me

 

[Clark Kent]

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.


WRONG ​

 

[LickingGravity]

Okay, geesh... I was chewing my fingernails from the spelling stress!

Full of shit? That I'll never admit to.

A much easier correction, and somewhat more polite, would have been just to drop the w.

 

[SEX]

"When you smile at me like that, I feel like I should go out and buy extra insurance."

 

[Ang]

Hey I know you....didn't I do your laundry?

Really, it was said, not by me, by some smuck at a bar:blush:

 

[-b]

Player, you are very naughty....:anangel:

Here goes my pick up...." Hi I know we are in the women's changing room and you are
totally naked, would you like to go out with me.I am gay or bi whichever, what do you say?"
Then this.....:slap:

 

[a 1 player]

Player, you are very naughty....:anangel:

Here goes my pick up...." Hi I know we are in the women's changing room and you are
totally naked, would you like to go out with me.I am gay or bi whichever, what do you say?"
Then this.....:slap:

Or you could just say, "Hi, I'm a lesbian stuck inside a lesbians body".

 

[-b]

Or you could just say, "Hi, I'm a lesbian stuck inside a lesbians body".

Ok I will try it...

Hi Barb....I am a Lesbian stuck inside a lesbian's body, would you like a date:rofl1:
Hi SillyGirl...I am a Lesbian stuck inside a lesbian body, would you like a date.
Hi Melanie....I am a Lesbian stuck inside a lesbian body, would you like a date.
Hi Reserves...I am a Lesbian stuck inside a Lesbian body, would you like a date.
Ok I can write more but I am tired.......:rofl1:

Thanks for the advice......Did it work for you, the Lesbian Line.......:tease:

 

[a 1 player]

Nope, didn't work for me, but it did put some images in my mind. I guess that's good.