You think you had a bad session? Picture this, you are on daty and SP starts talking about music!! But I will get to that later because it wasn't the worst part.
So after an amazing session with beautiful xxxxxx, I decided to see some lady little more curvy, Adrienne Morgan was looking good in the pictures, and I booked her. Booking was easy, no problem there. Arrived at location, let her know, she text me back about she was running late, that's okay things happens. After 10-15 minutes went up to her room. She looks okay, curvy as in pictures. No problem there either. Cold welcome kiss and hug. I went to shower came back out. We talked for a while, and I tried to get things started, so I tried kissing her. After a couple of tries it didn't go any further than lip touching, I am not saying LFK, I am saying lips touching. So I gave up on it. I said to myself it can be YMMV. I moved down to her tits, she has nice big tits, but man! She kept talking about something else while I was trying to get her into session. So I stopped again, and talked few more minutes. Moved on again to her tits, she started talking something else again, so we stopped again... I was like what the hell!!!
Anyway, I moved on to daty, while I was on daty, she started talking again. I was just trying to ignore the talk, but then she started talking about music. I said fuck this! I got up and laid down on the bed. I started to hope that at least she would be good at BBBJ...... oh well.... wrong again!! She doesn't do bbbj.. I mean she really doesn't do it. You don't even feel her lips on your stick.. Your stick doesn't even go into her mouth 1/2 inch... She opens up her mouth wide, so nothing touches your stick other than her hand. Basically, It was few seconds HJ. I said to myself forget it buddy, you have been screwed.. asked her to put the cover on and come top of me. So she did. And I was done in a minute.
I just wanted to get the fuck out of there. I cleaned myself up, I took another shower. Funny part is after this, I can't call it a session, I don't know what it was, but it definitely wasn't a session. She asked me if I had a good time..I smiled and said yea it was great! lol.. And left.. I was in the room at 9.15 and at my car 9.50 ( including 2 showers )
Guys, do yourself a favor, go to stag shop and spend your $200 on plastic Barbie doll, you will have an a lot better session with it.
Now I need a big ass drink to get this session out of my head..