jackaubrey
Reviewer
- Joined
- May 28, 2011
- Messages
- 256
"Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought someone like me would ever experience anything like this..."
I met Alice this morning Good Friday morning. Awkwardly. My fault entirely, I screwed up the entry process which ended up her having to descend to the lobby to fetch me. I met her at the elevator and was frankly gob smacked, rendered speechless with her beauty. Dressed extremely provocatively, for a Good Friday morning, in a thin short sheath dress, her long breautiful legs wrapped in delightfully patterned stockings. She guided me through the lobby with the confidence of a women who knows she is powerful, to reset the codes (I dunno) then back on the elevator.
On the ride up we stopped at a floor to pick up a dude, fresh from the gym. I come from the-don’t-talk-to-anyone-on-an-elevator school but to Alice’s credit she engaged him full on. Said he was glistening from his workout. Honestly, I would have bet the dude will a million dollars before a gorgeous women ever describes him as glistening again in this life.
I thought the dude might be wondering, "button set to one floor other than mine, what’s this old dude doing with this hottie. Probably her dad. He’d likely speak to his friends later the milf type hottie in his building that was gonna come to the gym some day and for sure he’d score.
I honestly don’t know how to properly describe my encounter with Alice, other than to say the endorphine hit during my encounter struck me so hard emotionally, it literally nearly made me cry and wobbled my knees. Alice may touch other folks similarly but for me the was my first truly a YMMV experience.
Without detail, Alice, in concert with generous dollops of her holy Fuck Water, literally touched me in places I’ve never been touched. We pretty much covered all of the girl friend alphabet services. She insisted on directly me in the filthiest language and I believe I obeyed all her commands.
Alice is a Penta-S woman - Strong, Smart, Sensual, Sexual, Seductress. My favourite type of woman.
Bottom line: I come to this scene late, awkwardly and with not even the half the experience of the members but I gotta say Alice has to be up there with the most legendary providers. She is definitely worth a visit. IMHO.
Gosh - ok, who says gosh anymore - nonetheless, I’ve still got that “that-dude-looks-like-he-got-seriously-fucked-today" smirk.
My reccomendation. Go meet Alice - she’ll make you feel ten feet tall!
Repeat: Fuck Yea. If she’ll have me. LOL.
I met Alice this morning Good Friday morning. Awkwardly. My fault entirely, I screwed up the entry process which ended up her having to descend to the lobby to fetch me. I met her at the elevator and was frankly gob smacked, rendered speechless with her beauty. Dressed extremely provocatively, for a Good Friday morning, in a thin short sheath dress, her long breautiful legs wrapped in delightfully patterned stockings. She guided me through the lobby with the confidence of a women who knows she is powerful, to reset the codes (I dunno) then back on the elevator.
On the ride up we stopped at a floor to pick up a dude, fresh from the gym. I come from the-don’t-talk-to-anyone-on-an-elevator school but to Alice’s credit she engaged him full on. Said he was glistening from his workout. Honestly, I would have bet the dude will a million dollars before a gorgeous women ever describes him as glistening again in this life.
I thought the dude might be wondering, "button set to one floor other than mine, what’s this old dude doing with this hottie. Probably her dad. He’d likely speak to his friends later the milf type hottie in his building that was gonna come to the gym some day and for sure he’d score.
I honestly don’t know how to properly describe my encounter with Alice, other than to say the endorphine hit during my encounter struck me so hard emotionally, it literally nearly made me cry and wobbled my knees. Alice may touch other folks similarly but for me the was my first truly a YMMV experience.
Without detail, Alice, in concert with generous dollops of her holy Fuck Water, literally touched me in places I’ve never been touched. We pretty much covered all of the girl friend alphabet services. She insisted on directly me in the filthiest language and I believe I obeyed all her commands.
Alice is a Penta-S woman - Strong, Smart, Sensual, Sexual, Seductress. My favourite type of woman.
Bottom line: I come to this scene late, awkwardly and with not even the half the experience of the members but I gotta say Alice has to be up there with the most legendary providers. She is definitely worth a visit. IMHO.
Gosh - ok, who says gosh anymore - nonetheless, I’ve still got that “that-dude-looks-like-he-got-seriously-fucked-today" smirk.
My reccomendation. Go meet Alice - she’ll make you feel ten feet tall!
Repeat: Fuck Yea. If she’ll have me. LOL.
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