All I want for Christmas is..

[Guido]

My mistress wants this one to keep her busy while I am home with the family.

 

[User-E]

That and my two front teeth.

 

[oldguyzer]

That and my two front teeth.

 

[Beached]

Christmas just came early for me!! :yahoo:

Yeah, sorry about that, stop rubbing it in.
And would you stop calling me Christmas!

 

[oldguyzer]

Yeah, sorry about that, stop rubbing it in.
And would you stop calling me Christmas!

Beached's pressie from the resident quack...

 

[Wino]

 

[User-E]

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/12/artist-benedetto-bufalino-unveils-a-disco-ball-cement-truck/

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

All I want is for everyone to be respectful of others, no matter what time of year it is.

I was just at my daughters Christmas pageant and I can't tell you how many people tried to pass by me without saying excuse me. I didn't budge and they literally had to step over my legs and feet. One fella sat down and eye balled me, so I turned my body towards him, put my arm over the back of the seat and said "Is there a problem....I mean, with you manners mostly...". He complained that I didn't move. "Well, kind sir, I didn't hear an 'Excuse me' or 'Pardon me' so I figured you were being an ignorant asshole and seeing as I have absolutely no time for people like that, you don't exist. So if you need to get past me, I would like to hear either of those or you can climb over me, but keep in mind, if you try anything stupid, it'll be the last time you'll ever forget to use your manners....with anyone.". He sat very still for the rest of the show.

Merry fucking Christmas, asshole.

 

[User-E]

If anybody wants to cheat on making homemade Christmas cookies, I recommend Pillsbury Ready to Bake pre-cut sugar cookies. They're almost as good as the made-from-scratch ones I baked all my life.

 

[cristycurves]

Really all I want is my dog back....sorry to be sappy, but I'm missing her so much lately.

 

[oldguyzer]

Cute pup....time for a trip to the shelter? Nothing better to cheer up your season.

 

[cristycurves]

Well Og actually physically she wasn't that cute but she had the most endearing personality and the cutest way about her, definitely an original, and she can't be replaced simply by getting another, she certainly has left a mark. Maybe in time I'll rescue another dog.

 

[papasmerf]

Well Og actually physically she wasn't that cute but she had the most endearing personality and the cutest way about her, definitely an original, and she can't be replaced simply by getting another, she certainly has left a mark. Maybe in time I'll rescue another dog.

:BigHug:

 

[peace]

All I want is for everyone to be respectful of others, no matter what time of year it is.

I was just at my daughters Christmas pageant and I can't tell you how many people tried to pass by me without saying excuse me. I didn't budge and they literally had to step over my legs and feet. One fella sat down and eye balled me, so I turned my body towards him, put my arm over the back of the seat and said "Is there a problem....I mean, with you manners mostly...". He complained that I didn't move. "Well, kind sir, I didn't hear an 'Excuse me' or 'Pardon me' so I figured you were being an ignorant asshole and seeing as I have absolutely no time for people like that, you don't exist. So if you need to get past me, I would like to hear either of those or you can climb over me, but keep in mind, if you try anything stupid, it'll be the last time you'll ever forget to use your manners....with anyone.". He sat very still for the rest of the show.

Merry fucking Christmas, asshole.

Don't worry be happy!

 

[oldguyzer]

Well Og actually physically she wasn't that cute but she had the most endearing personality and the cutest way about her, definitely an original, and she can't be replaced simply by getting another, she certainly has left a mark. Maybe in time I'll rescue another dog.

Cute goes beyond physical...and I think she's cute :biggrin2:

 

[Beached]

Really all I want is my dog back....sorry to be sappy, but I'm missing her so much lately.

That is a look that says" I love you, I trust you.Still gonna eat your slippers but I love you."
Wish I could make your Christmas dreams come true Cristy.

 

[JJ Mitchell]

My mistress wants this one to keep her busy while I am home with the family.

I would buy one for her but $40 doesn't get me far anymore.

 

[oldguyzer]

I would buy one for her but $40 doesn't get me far anymore.

I hear Papa does the same for ladies, and doesn't charge as much.

 

[HOOHAS]

 

[User-E]