Alright! Which one of you guys was it!

[Cycleguy007]

Just had an text conversation with Mrs. CG... apparently she has an admirer. :???:

This same guy comes into the bar for lunch every Thursday for the passed 4-5 weeks. Always makes a point of sitting in the high top tables right by the bar... well today he asks her out! One time deal... no strings attached. (She said no... )

So she tells me this via text and I reply... "LOL sounds like a movie... Was it Robert Redford? Was he a good lookin dude? In decent shape? How old? (Just curious as to whom my competition is! LOL!)"

So she replies: "Ya, rather handsome, early 40's, decent shape and drives a Jaguar! He's a rather good tipper as well!" :roll: and then... "But you have no worries babe, in spite of all that he's no competition for you!"

So which one of you guys is moving in on my girl? :shock:

LOL!

 

[Guido]

Sorry I didn't know she was your wife. You should ask her if after our afternoon romp she still thinks I am only in decent shape.:twisted:

 

[KayleighCarter]

Lol Guido, I would duck and cover if I were you

 

[Guido]

Lol Guido, I would duck and cover if I were you

Ahhhhh, he's only a cyclist with shaved legs and spandex! That's what his wifey told me.

 

[JohnFK]

I will up the bid by $100.

 

[FRED]

enuff said

 

[Beenthere123]

enuff said

Oh no getting flashbacks.... Guido I thought it was Hof.

 

[amber-jade]

at least you know where she went out all dressed up last weekend

 

[Darfus]

enuff said

Leave the guy alone you jerk-squad!

 

[scenicdrive]

enuff said

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Lotto Max jackpot is now $50,000,000.00.

https://usamega.com/ Mega Millions jackpot this Friday is USD$36M and Powerball is USD$44M.

Hmmm....lets win them all pal. LOL!!!

PS: Why are you using Toughb's sig pic or you are not really Freddie Zed??? :wink:

 

[scenicdrive]

Just had an text conversation with Mrs. CG... apparently she has an admirer. :???:

....So she replies: "Ya, rather handsome, early 40's, decent shape and drives a Jaguar! He's a rather good tipper as well!" :roll: and then... "But you have no worries babe, in spite of all that he's no competition for you!"

So which one of you guys is moving in on my girl? :shock:

LOL!

Hey Mr. Cycleguy, whoever this handsome admirer of your Mrs is, he is no competition vs you. So perhaps take it as a compliment eh??? LOL!!! It is good to see you here pal.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

So she replies: "Ya, rather handsome, early 40's, decent shape and drives a Jaguar! He's a rather good tipper as well!" :roll: and then... "But you have no worries babe, in spite of all that he's no competition for you!"
!

How exactly does she know that he drives a Jag CG?

Sounds too me as if she has either been for a drive or is watching him leave.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Ahhhhh, he's only a cyclist with shaved legs and spandex! That's what his wifey told me.

I do not shave my legs... (I do however shave "other" parts of me! Hee hee- at the request of the wifey I might add...), but yes, I do wear spandex... As I have mentioned- those shorts are made for FUNCTION people... not fashion.

at least you know where she went out all dressed up last weekend

I thought she was with you that night?

I confess, it was Lou.

Lou was busy savin the world again... farkin guy is too busy these days. Hey Lou! Do something about the freakin oil spill in the gulf will you?! :roll:

Hey Mr. Cycleguy, whoever this handsome admirer of your Mrs is, he is no competition vs you. So perhaps take it as a compliment eh??? LOL!!! It is good to see you here pal.

Well... he does drive a Jag!

How exactly does she know that he drives a Jag CG?

Sounds too me as if she has either been for a drive or is watching him leave.

She runs a bar Bosco and there's a whole wack of windows across the front, so she can see what everyone's driving... and she makes it a point to make sure they don't drink and drive.

 

[amber-jade]

I thought she was with you that night?

that was the cover story

the truth was , Mrs CG and jag-off, where hammering it out in the parking lot of the Howard Johnson..

 

[Mongo]

It was me.....then Mag......then ND.....then 3 came along and we all just hung around and watched from the back of Sentry's truck...he tried to do standing 69 with both, but he crumbled....

 

[Cycleguy007]

that was the cover story

the truth was , Mrs CG and jag-off, where hammering it out in the parking lot of the Howard Johnson..

So no worries then... I didn't hear any screaming... (Dufus doesn't know WTF he's doing :roll: )

 

[Cycleguy007]

enuff said

Still haven't found that sense of humour I see eh? :roll:

Why don't you run along back to your own sand box toughb... Fred and the boys must be getting lonely without you...

 

[RayFinkel]

tough B loves COCK!


Did I do it right?

 

[Cycleguy007]

It was me.....then Mag......then ND.....then 3 came along and we all just hung around and watched from the back of Sentry's truck...he tried to do standing 69 with both, but he crumbled....

OH! the imagery! 3 and Mrs CG! That would be EPIC!



BTW... Sentry (props on the truck BTW... TRUCKS ROCK! and they're way more versatile than those wussy Jaguars! :roll time to do some squats dude... or maybe take up cycling...

(Note to toughb/ Fred: THAT is how members interact with Mods on THIS board! Mods here actually HAVE a sense of humour!)

 

[HOF]

tough B loves COCK!


Did I do it right?

That's funny!