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Amazon Fashions: Sexy sexy wolf shirt

Very weird.

Pros: This shirt is proof of God. As soon as I laid eyes on it I heard a voice in my head. 3 of them actually. One said "God that's a dern good shirt!". The second "God what I wouldn't give to own those sweet threads". The third said "If it's meant to be God will provide". I looked down at my feet and right there then in front of my feet was a crisp $20 bill. I thought maybe the voices in my head was me until that moment. God has spoken. He wanted me to don this wolf pack. I have obliged my maker. I am grateful to God and also to the old woman who dropped the $20 trying to put it back in her purse with her shaky hands at walmarts. It's like...everything before this shirt is 'the before time'. 'Before shirt'. 'BS' if you will.
Cons: no matching pants
 
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