AMBER ALERT

[papasmerf]

:blush2: :Crying/:Chopped liver no more, I've been missed. Thank you MM, you're the best bitch titties and all!

Liver????????

More like mashed bananas

 

[oldguyzer]

You're not familiar either. But I can say you better watch out for that guy you're sitting next to.
BTW when he says he wants to go "mexican" it's not the same as going dutch.

He did mutter something about "Papa's soft taco" while burping a curious mix of guacamole and Altoids...

 

[oldguyzer]

Liver????????

More like mashed bananas

Now c'mon...remember what your mom used to say "If you can't say something nice about someone...don't say anything at ..."

 

[papasmerf]

Now c'mon...remember what your mom used to say "If you can't say something nice about someone...don't say anything at ..."

You are right I did not consider how the bananas would feel.

 

[User-E]

You are right I did not consider how the bananas would feel.

You guys have tickled my funny bone to the point of my cheeks hurting from laughing so much today! :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

You guys have tickled my funny bone to the point of my cheeks hurting from laughing so much today! :biggrin2:

And I have clothes on.............Women laugh even more when I do not

 

[Analme]

And I have clothes on.............Women laugh even more when I do not

Please spare us the laugh, I'd rather be miserable and cranky than think of you naked.

 

[papasmerf]

Please spare us the laugh, I'd rather be miserable and cranky than think of you naked.

too late

 

[Chunky]

I'm a nudist by nature.

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm a nudist by nature.

Mental image I didn't need....gee thanks :don'twantto-see:/

 

[JessieJames]

Alot of guys like being naked on this board, it's rather disturbing.

 

[papasmerf]

Alot of guys like being naked on this board, it's rather disturbing.

you do not have to look......

And I guess I could close my blinds

 

[HOOKED]

you do not have to look......

And I guess I could close my blinds

I guess you also did not read the memo about not cooking in the buff?? Really man, you need to pull up your socks!

 

[papasmerf]

I guess you also did not read the memo about not cooking in the buff?? Really man, you need to pull up your socks!

seldom wear socks at home.

 

[Transient]

seldom wear socks at home.

I have heard that Papa prefers to wear silk nylons around the house. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

I have heard that Papa prefers to wear silk nylons around the house. :biggrin2:

they let my boys breathe

 

[User-E]

they let my boys breathe

Thigh high's with garters are awesome for that.

 

[papasmerf]

Thigh high's with garters are awesome for that.

Hmmmmmm that might be better than this

 

[User-E]

Wasn't this you coming home from vacation? Hmmmmmm

 

[User-E]

The blue suits you nicely too. :wink2: