Answer & Ask A Random Question

[bobistheowl]

Pranks? Only on Internet message boards. I call them honey pot traps. Pranks like "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?", jerky boys type prank phone calls, tea bagging a guy passed out drunk, that kind of thing? Never. It's not my style of humour, and doesn't make me laugh.

Why were there no Moslems in Star Trek:TNG?

 

[papasmerf]

Bob, this may not be true.

Will a chicken make a good breakfast?

 

[oldguyzer]

Will a chicken make a good breakfast?

Only if it has been to culinary school.

Will 2015 be better or worse than 2014?

 

[papasmerf]

That all depends on perspective.

When you have 12 beers left from a 24 is the case half empty or time to get more beer?

 

[oldguyzer]

When you have 12 beers left from a 24 is the case half empty or time to get more beer?

No panic, that's still 12 days of drinking left!

When a bear shits in the woods, why do I always have to step in it?

 

[papasmerf]

Yes but only if you are in the woods

Can a tiger change its own oil?

 

[peace]

Maybe
Will Kosher vs Pork end?

 

[papasmerf]

Maybe
Will Kosher vs Pork end?

all things end

does wet dirt always make mud?

 

[peace]

Yup
do you order kosher food when flying(supposed to be better..)

 

[papasmerf]

Yup
do you order kosher food when flying(supposed to be better..)

Actually I usually ask for that, a fruit platter or bring a sammich.

Mopar or MotoCraft?

 

[peace]

Neither
veal or chicken sammich

 

[papasmerf]

Veal

Ham or Capicola?

 

[peace]

It depends how you serve them....
become a famous musician or athlete

 

[papasmerf]

Neither

3 wood or driver?

 

[peace]

Not interested
soccer or volleyball

 

[papasmerf]

Ladies Volleyball

Can water run up hill?

 

[peace]

No due to gravity issues
are female vball players better than male players when bumping(passing) the ball

 

[papasmerf]

Who care they are more fun to watch

Can a bird fly upside down?

 

[peace]

If they are talented
Who would you date: female vball or soccer players

 

[papasmerf]

yes

2 or 3?