Answer & Ask A Random Question

[Fullthrottle]

Are you having an affair with my wife and no something I don't?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Is there a troll under the bridge with a riddle?

 

[Fullthrottle]

Is there a troll under the bridge with a riddle?

You're in a mansion and the power's out. You see a green door and a red door. Pick one (it doesn't matter which.) Now you see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn't matter which you pick). Now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one. You finally come to some signs on three doors. One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair." Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death." What do you choose and still live?

 

[papasmerf]

You're in a mansion and the power's out. You see a green door and a red door. Pick one (it doesn't matter which.) Now you see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn't matter which you pick). Now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one. You finally come to some signs on three doors. One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair." Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death." What do you choose and still live?

electric chair


You silt your wrists and are bleeding to death.


Do you want me or Lisa of Toronto to be your first responder??

 

[Fullthrottle]

HOLY SHIT, I would have to say you!

You've just been shot in the leg,

Do you want CG or Auggie as your first person on scene?

 

[papasmerf]

Ang. CG drives a Honda wish I was a truck.


4x4 or strap-on??


(much like the question of truck or Chinese party popper)

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Is the strapon Purple?

 

[papasmerf]

Would that help you decide??

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Maybe more important: who am I using this strapon on??

 

[papasmerf]

who would be your first choice??

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Isn't everybody's first choice someone who is turned on by them?

 

[Raiden]

You have a blue one for Papa?

 

[papasmerf]

She might borrow yours?

 

[Raiden]

She might borrow yours?

I don't have it because you borrowed it, you want to give it back now please?

 

[papasmerf]

Have you checked your drawers?

 

[Chunky]

What's in his drawers?

 

[papasmerf]

maybe you should ask him?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

What's with this homo erotic fixation boys.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Isn't it amusing?

 

[Auggie]

Does my friend look amused?