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[papasmerf]

Not hungry enough for a whole goat, tonite.


Want to split a squirrel ?

 

[papasmerf]

Yes, but why ruin a drink>?

 

[Raiden]

how about then scotch and soda?

 

[papasmerf]

Can I have them in separate glasses??

 

[scotty]

No thanks

How about a split beaver?

 

[Guido]

Thank you I would love a split beaver

Should we find a hairless split beaver or one with a landing strip?

 

[papasmerf]

Fury one

Mexican Hairless or German Shepard?

 

[Chunky]

German Sheppard

If you were going to be bitten by a dog, would you prefer the mutt bite your ass or your lower leg?

 

[papasmerf]

leg


Would you bite back?

 

[Chunky]

Who's serving drinks?

 

[papasmerf]

would you care to serve?

 

[jiggyjiggy]

I wouldn't want to serve but can I have a rum and coke please?arty:

 

[papasmerf]

Did you bring the rum??

 

[jiggyjiggy]

No but I can supply the coke if you like?

 

[papasmerf]

do you often have coke?

 

[Guido]

"Sniff" "sniff" would you like some?

 

[papasmerf]

Do you have water???

 

[Guido]

Definitely right behind the ears.

Valery Bertinelli or Courtney Cox?

 

[Chunky]

I have lots of water, do you have the ice?

 

[Trump]

Why do you need ice?