There's some really good ones in there!:LMAO:
Years ago when I was on nights on March 31st, I went into the admin area of the correctional centre that I worked in and saran wrapped all the toilet seats in the men's room! There were urinals but I wanted to get someone that was gonna pee in the toilet and probably not put the seat up to do so! LMFAO, I got the deputy superintendent and he didn't put the seat up either!
The next night when I went back to work there was a memo (before we had computers in the ranges) in all the log books throughout the centre about this! LMFAO. So three days later, I was back on day shift and wandered into the deputy superintendent's office and said, "Hi Steve!" He just looked at me and said, "You little asshole!" then laughed!