Are You Sexually Average?

[DannyDeVito]

It takes me longer than 5.4 minutes to ejaculate. It has now gone up to 5.9 minutes.

 

[User-E]

I lost my virginity at age 17 and am amazed to see that's the average, as I thought it would be much younger these days.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I don't think I have ever honestly timed myself. There have been times where I've come very quickly and others when I've taken very very long. In both cases I blame Amy as she was doing her stand up routine to get me interested.

 

[bolt.upright]

"How Long is Your Foreplay" and "How Long Do You Last" depends on whether I have enough money for an hour, or only half-an-hour.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

"How Long is Your Foreplay" and "How Long Do You Last" depends on whether I have enough money for an hour, or only half-an-hour.

True story.....

One of my very first escorts - ASTRID, told me I took too much time during foreplay. That it was nice but after a while it was just tooooooo much and she would loose interest. :biggrin2:

 

[Louis XIV]

True story.....

One of my very first escorts - ASTRID, told me I took too much time during foreplay. That it was nice but after a while it was just tooooooo much and she would loose interest. :biggrin2:

ASTRID! Holy Crap, Fang! Exactly how old are YOU!? :biggrin2:

 

[Boing]

I lost my virginity at age 17 and am amazed to see that's the average, as I thought it would be much younger these days.

I lost it at 15 and didn't know what it was till 2 days later.

 

[LarryB]

:whistling:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Oh hell no. Late to the party and quick to go.

I can go from 0 to "WTF was that?" in 30 seconds.

 

[Lily Divine]

True story.....

One of my very first escorts - ASTRID, told me I took too much time during foreplay. That it was nice but after a while it was just tooooooo much and she would loose interest. :biggrin2:

Astrid is entitled to her opinions but her loss is my gain! :good:

Oh and I didn't come close on any of the points. Who knew!

 

[papasmerf]

Never lost it..............I know where I left it.
Just never wanted it back.

 

[Rolex]

Who is Astrid?.

 

[Madman]

I can cum in three seconds and I'm PROUD of it!

 

[Louis XIV]

Who is Astrid?.

Astrid was an elite SP that roamed the earth at about the same time as Tyrannosaurs and Sauropods! You could book her by leaving a berry juice-stained hand print on the rock wall outside her cave. The juice color was an identifier, like your HUBGFE handle. Number of fingers in the hand print indicated what time you were looking for. The exterior of her cave looked very much like the graffiti covered Berlin Wall after the fall. She was very popular. Her sabre-toothed BBBJ is legendary!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

ASTRID! Holy Crap, Fang! Exactly how old are YOU!? :biggrin2:

SHUT UP YOU!!! :biggrin2:

Astrid was an elite SP that roamed the earth at about the same time as Tyrannosaurs and Sauropods! You could book her by leaving a berry juice-stained hand print on the rock wall outside her cave. The juice color was an identifier, like your HUBGFE handle. Number of fingers in the hand print indicated what time you were looking for. The exterior of her cave looked very much like the graffiti covered Berlin Wall after the fall. She was very popular. Her sabre-toothed BBBJ is legendary!

Never ever hold up "three fingers" with her in the room.

 

[Louis XIV]

SHUT UP YOU!!! :biggrin2:

LMAO! I love that you're such a great sport, Fang! That's how it should be done! :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[User-E]

LMAO! I love that you're such a great sport, Fang! That's how it should be done! :YMAPPLAUSE:

Fangy has a great sense of humour, one of my favourite posters since I joined here. :good:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

LMAO! I love that you're such a great sport, Fang! That's how it should be done! :YMAPPLAUSE:

No seriously....STOP MAKING FUN OF MY AGE. :wink2:

Fangy has a great sense of humour, one of my favourite posters since I joined here. :good:

I got my sense of humour on ebay through a trade. I got if for some beef jerkey and some belly button lint.

 

[Senor Gomes]

What's foreplay :search2:

 

[papasmerf]

What's foreplay :search2:

Anal Eze