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Are you superstitious?.

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I can walk under a ladder and let 1000 black cats cross my path and don't give a shit. But for some reason whenever I take out my shoes when I come home each shoe must be placed as I wear them.

I am weird?.
 
Prick;n1463663 said:
I can walk under a ladder and let 1000 black cats cross my path and don't give a shit. But for some reason whenever I take out my shoes when I come home each shoe must be placed as I wear them.

I am weird?.

Hell yes! But it has nothing to do with your shoes.

:girlkiss:
 
SillyGirl;n1463690 said:
Hell yes! But it has nothing to do with your shoes.

:girlkiss:

Thanks for the compliment. You do know that the size of a man's shoe size is almost equal to his dick size?.

Funky & Music
 
Prick;n1463695 said:
Thanks for the compliment. You do know that the size of a man's shoe size is almost equal to his dick size?.

Funky & Music

oh. you poor prick, do you really believe that?

I'm sorry sweetie, I can sadly attest to the untruth in that statement.

I hope that wasn't too upsetting. Are you ok?
 
I always thought I wasn't but then googled them superstitions and realized I believe in beginners luck and also think that I dress very nicely and do full makeup when I have an important meeting or passing some test, I will be less lucky than if I came all messed up dressed in whatever
 
  1. Friday the 13th.
  2. No umbrellas inside. ...
  3. Cross your fingers. ...
  4. Make a wish on a wishbone. ...
  5. Knock on wood. ...
  6. 666. ...
  7. Careful with that mirror. ...
  8. Bad luck comes in threes. ..
 
Cross your drinks
Don't step over your drinks
Don't drink 13 drinks on Friday, follow up with 14th
Don't look in the mirror after you drink, preferably in the morning as well :-)
Bad drink comes in... thirty threes.
 
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