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sycophant said:
infectious disease from this activity is extremely rare if not even theoretical.
insist on cleanliness, a shower immediately beforehand and you will have no issues, except your psychologic

You seem very confident in your statement. Do you practice medicine or somehow related in the field of medical research?

I do thank you, you have been very helpful and I totally understand if you prefer not to answer my question.
 
I practice medicine. And I know the answer. And normally, I would be happy to help. However, in this context, with the information freely available through the Internet, and with your replies to some respected posters on this board, it's obvious Celticman's observation of you as a troll is bang-on. I am reminded of some similar exchanges on other boards...

Congratulations. You've just earned a coveted spot on the "Ignore" list...
 
bazerko said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but the pleasure derived from the crazy nerve endings is strictly enjoyed by the receiver. My problem arises from the possible bacteria and parasites the giver is ingesting which even by your very helpful link notes the many possible contracted diseases such activity can lead too.

bazerko said:
No Blissful, to be quite honest we do not partake in anal sex of any type. I'm not saying it's wrong to do so between two people very much in love but it is not a sexual act we find enjoyable.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss..... Cleanliness is very important to those of us that partake in the act of sexual pleasures. Those of us that have partaken in the neither region in a sexual manner really scrub ourselves and make sure it's emptied out before enjoying it.


I'm surprised that you did not google or bing your question. I suggest you do it with this phrase "The Rusty Trombone", it's quite a thrilling sensation to receive one of those, especially from someone you love which I did with my former s/o.

I think you and Ida should visit Oasis or Wicked one evening on a regular night and just experience the openmindness of some people. You wont have to partake and can have a private room if you suddenly find yourselves somewhat frisky for each other.
 
Oldguyzer I assure you I don't log on to be disrespectful to Celticman. Whenever and whatever I post he only responds with a troll comment back. I posted in one thread in agreement with his stance and I was told to not do that again. I do not start it but I'll be damn if I'm going to sit back and be someone's punching bag. Please take a look at the history between Hof and myself and the cordial relationship we have now.

I don't mind someone passionately debating me or a comment in anger hurled my way during a discussion but to constantly brush me off as if I'm irrelevant is very offensive and I will not stand in a corner and take it. I do know you are both close friends but please re-read the posts I was disrespectful and prior to my lashing out you will see a provoking post emanating from Celticman. I would enjoy the same relationship I have with Hof and Art with Celticman. We do not have to see eye to eye and can agree to disagree but that doesn't mean we have to constantly insult one another and instead I'm sure we could have some what of a mature discussion.

I do value your opinion on this subject if you truly are in the medical field Oldguyzer. I'm aware I can Google the internet but we all know you can't believe everything we read on the internet and prefer to hear it from the horse's mouth. My question if you would reconsider your stance with me with my promise to you I will never start the name calling with any member let alone Celticman but do keep in mind I refuse be a punching bag. I'd like to know from a medical standpoint, considering everyone has thoroughly showered is it truly safe to perform anilingus?

Sheik thank you for your response. I just googled The Rusty Trombone knowing full well you were not referring to a musical instrument. I must not forget to wipe my history properly along with other things before Ida finds it or she will look at me in a very different light. To be honest with you I would love to attend a club like Oasis or Wicked but unfortunately I know it will be impossible to persuade my better half.

I do not dare enter these premises on my own for I am still in the dog house to a certain point for the massage. Although she was on board, she did in the days following suffer buyers remorse over my little adventure. I on the other hand look at it as an opportunity to learn what drives so many to this dangerous but at the same time I can see adventurous lifestyle.
 
Analingus, Rimming can cause Giardia Lamblia also known as beaver fever!

Sadly I've had this once from camping in Algonquin Park, once from tainted food and once from some chick's dirty cornhole! It's not fun; it's painful, and it's a public health concern. If you ever contract this and seek treatment, which you will, you'll be getting a call from your local health department asking lots of questions.

The first two answers were easy, the third not-so-much! I was asked about sexual practises, so I told the public health nurse; she was a hot chick with a dirty asshole! :rofl!: It's a good way to lose weight.:don'twantto-see:/

[h=2]Giardiasis[/h][h=3]What is giardiasis?[/h]Giardiasis (gee-are-dye-uh-sis) is a diarrheal disease caused by microscopic parasites called Giardia. These parasites can live in the intestines of many mammals, including humans. Although many species of Giardia are found worldwide, only Giardia lamblia (known also as G. intestinalis, G. duodenalis) causes infection in humans.
Giardiasis is a common cause of waterborne disease in humans. Giardiasis is sometimes called "beaver fever" after an outbreak in which hikers at Banff National Park became ill from drinking stream water contaminated with Giardia from beavers.

Beaver fever:
[h=3]How common is giardiasis?[/h]In Ontario, between 2003 and 2009, there was an average of 12 confirmed cases of giardiasis reported per 100,000 persons each year.[SUP]1[/SUP]
[h=3]What are the symptoms of giardiasis?[/h]Giardia infection may causea variety of intestinal symptoms, including :

  • diarrhea
  • bloating, gas or flatulence
  • greasy stools that tend to float
  • stomach or abdominal cramps
  • upset stomach or nausea
  • fatigue, and
  • weight loss
Symptoms of giardiasisusually begin seven to 10 days after exposure, but it can also be as little as three days or as long as 25 days. The symptoms typically last two to six weeks, but may occasionally last longer.
Prolonged infection with Giardia can lead to complications, such as arthritis or damage to the cells which line the intestines.
Persons infected with Giardia may not have any symptoms. These asymptomatic individuals can still pass the disease on to others.
If you have any signs and symptoms of illness, and you have exposure to possible sources of Giardia parasite, contact your physician.
[h=3]How is giardiasis spread?[/h]Giardia forms spore-or egg-like cells called cysts, which can survive outside the body for long periods of time. The cysts are a resting or dormant stage that helps the organism survive in unfavorable environmental conditions.
These cysts are released with the bowel movements of infected humans or animals. Giardiasis is spread when people accidentally ingest the parasite or its cyst. It takes only one to 10 cysts to cause infection. Approximately one million cysts could fit under a fingernail.
You can become infected by :

  • ingesting contaminated drinking or recreational water

  • touching your mouth with contaminated hands,
  • putting something in your mouth that has come into contact with the droppings of infected animals or the stool of infected humans,
  • eating raw or undercooked food that is contaminated,
  • inadequately washing hands before preparing food, before eating, and after toileting or diapering, or
  • exposure to feces of an infected individual through sexual contact.
[h=3]How is giardiasis diagnosed and treated?[/h]Giardiasis is usually diagnosed by examination of stool samples. Patients may be asked to submit multiple stool samples because detection of Giardia can be difficult.
Several anti-parasitic medications are available to treat giardiasis. Your health care practitioner will decide if and what medication is needed for you. Persons with diarrhea should generally drink lots of liquids to avoid dehydration.
If you think you have giardiasis you should see your doctor for testing, advice and treatment.
[h=3]How can you prevent giardiasis?[/h]The most important preventative measure is good hygiene.
Practice good . Wash your hands with soap and water :

  • after using the toilet
  • after changing diapers
  • after assisting others with the toilet
  • after contact with animals
  • after working in the garden, and
  • before and after handling food
Avoid swallowing water while swimming in lakes, rivers or pools.
Avoid drinking water from shallow wells, rivers, lakes or streams. Only drink water that you know is uncontaminated. If you are not sure, treat the water yourself, for example, by boiling for at least five minutes.
Peel raw vegetables and fruits before eating. Use uncontaminated water to wash fruits and vegetables.
Giardiasis has been associated with camping and travelling. Campers and travellers should be aware if giardiasis is common in the area they will be visiting. For more information, consult a travel medicine clinic to assess personal risk and appropriate preventive measures.
[h=3]What causes giardiasis outbreaks?[/h]Poor hand hygiene practices have been associated with outbreaks of giardiasis in daycare centers and institutions. Giardiasisoutbreaks have also been associated with consumption of contaminated drinking and recreational water.
[h=3]References[/h]
  1. Ontario Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care, integrated Public Health Information System (iPHIS) database, extracted April 2010
  2. Heymann. D.L. "Control of Communicable Diseases Manual". 19th Edition. 2008. American Public Health Association: Washington D.C.
  3. Public Health Agency of Canada
  4. US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
This fact sheet provides basic information only. It must not take the place of medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. Always talk to a health care professional about any health concerns you have, and before you make any changes to your diet, lifestyle or treatment.

https://www.hastings.gov.uk/environment_planning/health_safety_hygiene/infectious/giardia_lamblia/
 
Giardiasis is indeed nasty. I live in the country and have a well (water is sterilized before being brought into the house plumbing), and around my property there's lots of beavers. Swimming in the ponds or rivers where they live is not recommended, as casual ingestion of the water can make for a very miserable few weeks...
 
HOF said:
Should we tell Bazhole what TUMA, TUHA & Felching mean?

I guess I should Google this or maybe not, do I really want to know Hofhole?
 
I get the feeling Baz has done some felching in his time.

Baz can you confirm?

I will leave the felching to you Mr. Bosco. I'm sure with your lungs you are better equipped than I at extracting substances out of all orifices. Perhaps you can insert this activity into your work-out routine, carry on.

Please note the HUBGFE spell-check is underlining felching as being spelled incorrectly. I am merely following HOF's and Maurice's spelling of the word. If I am in error I am throwing myself on the mercy of the grammar and spelling Nazi's of the board!
 
This grammar Nazi points out "Nazi's" is incorrect use. :biggrin2:

Thank you for enlightening me and now you know the real reason I come on this forum. At the end of all this I will at the very least have a doctorate in the English language.
 
Dr. Baz !!!

Dr. Baz !!!

Thank you for enlightening me and now you know the real reason I come on this forum. At the end of all this I will at the very least have a doctorate in the English language.

No English degrees granted here, Baz.

But if you pay attention, study hard, do appropriate exercises,
cram a lot and screw the ladies instead of screwing the dog,
you can get a PHd in Fuckology.

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No English degrees granted here, Baz.

But if you pay attention, study hard, do appropriate exercises,
cram a lot and screw the ladies instead of screwing the dog,
you can get a PHd in Fuckology.

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Art you know very well I am a happily married man. I can't fathom how a person in love with their spouse can make love to another individual and sleep peacefully at night. I am aware of a few exceptions, mainly when this is a known fact to the other and they are fine with it but when it's done in secret I find it unacceptable. Imagine the shock of the unsuspecting spouse. I would imagine the financial and safety issues would be overwhelming to say the least not too mention the infidelity involved .
 
Art you know very well I am a happily married man. I can't fathom how a person in love with their spouse can make love to another individual and sleep peacefully at night. I am aware of a few exceptions, mainly when this is a known fact to the other and they are fine with it but when it's done in secret I find it unacceptable. Imagine the shock of the unsuspecting spouse. I would imagine the financial and safety issues would be overwhelming to say the least not too mention the infidelity involved .


It's not making love when it's a business transaction. It's having sex.
 
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