Assmannath's epic run

[Senior]

Well gentlemen and ladies, I think I've done it. I broke the schwanza. Tonight was the last for a while in a long line of conquests. I can't even remember who and in what order anymore....

I can't remember how many TOFTT's. How many regulars I revisited (one regular saw me 4 times in less than a week, once twice in a day). How many veterans I've seen... I need to take a break for a day or six. Ah fuck, I had a multi-hour on Sunday....fuuuuuuck.....I'm calling in sick.

Knock Knock Knock...who's that. Paramedics and a Pfizer rep.:don'twantto-see:/

 

[AgainstTheWind]

We appreciate what you have done for us humble pooners. Take a week vacation to a cool place and sends my regards to lil johnny.

 

[Raiden]

Well gentlemen and ladies, I think I've done it. I broke the schwanza. Tonight was the last for a while in a long line of conquests. I can't even remember who and in what order anymore....

I can't remember how many TOFTT's. How many regulars I revisited (one regular saw me 4 times in less than a week, once twice in a day). How many veterans I've seen... I need to take a break for a day or six. Ah fuck, I had a multi-hour on Sunday....fuuuuuuck.....I'm calling in sick.

Knock Knock Knock...who's that. Paramedics and a Pfizer rep.:don'twantto-see:/

That's because a shwanza is no DICKHEAD!

Stop whining and get back out there on the hunt or no KNOCK KNOCKS for you!

 

[Leo]

Should I be calling you Sir?.

 

[resolve]

LOL.

Sorry to hear man, I'll try to TOFTT the next few I see for you.

 

[Johnnybehorny]

You are the all time TOFTT pupah.

Praise-Bowing

 

[Boing]

 

[Bubba]

I used to be like you. That means I want to be me again.

 

[muckin]

Pussy!!!!! get back on the horse, as in eat more pussy and have more girls go cowgirl on the Shwanza.:LMAO:

 

[oldguyzer]

Doctor's presecription: Gatorade, a fat wallet, and get back on the horse...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Well gentlemen and ladies, I think I've done it. I broke the schwanza.

I hope to NEVER break my schwanza.

 

[oldguyzer]

I hope to NEVER break my schwanza.

They sell replacements at Pier 1.

 

[Ori]

:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Well gentlemen and ladies, I think I've done it. I broke the schwanza. Tonight was the last for a while in a long line of conquests. I can't even remember who and in what order anymore....

I can't remember how many TOFTT's. How many regulars I revisited (one regular saw me 4 times in less than a week, once twice in a day). How many veterans I've seen... I need to take a break for a day or six. Ah fuck, I had a multi-hour on Sunday....fuuuuuuck.....I'm calling in sick.

Knock Knock Knock...who's that. Paramedics and a Pfizer rep.:don'twantto-see:/

I'm sorry to inform you but your sick days were taken away last contract. You do not have any vacation days left so you must grab your shwanza like a man and do what needs to be done.

 

[Senior]

...sigh

 

[Wanker]

...sigh

Hang in there, it only gets wetter.

 

[Boing]

Hang in there, it only gets wetter.

Skin starts to fall and dick becomes purple.

Yes it only gets better.

 

[Prick]

Change your hobby.

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[Senior]

I'm changing it up a bit. A date with a sugar baby tonight should do the trick

 

[Madman]

I'm changing it up a bit. A date with a sugar baby tonight should do the trick

Is the smerf covering himself in sugar again?

Some weeks it's bacon fat and other weeks it's sugar.

OH well different strokes for different folks.

Anyone have any left over black coffee??raying: