Auctioning my wife.

[Madman]

Screw that!

I'm gonna write the longest review in escort board history. It would make my last review seem like a short story.

Why and how, you won't be allowed in the room with me after I place the WINNING BID!!!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

OK, so....followup? What happened? If anything....enquiring minds want to know!

 

[jumpingjackflash]

OK, so....followup? What happened? If anything....enquiring minds want to know!

I doubt anything has happened yet, I'm sure we would have known by now.

 

[C Dick]

I have been looking into some options for rooms. Some of the members are working on putting an event together, so I have been waiting to see if that pans out. If so, that is ideal. If not, then I will likely put something together myself. But I will give them more time to work first.

 

[oldguyzer]

Thanks for the update C Dick, and please let us know. I'm sure the more bidders involved, the more interesting for your partner! Depending on timing, this old quack might even make it there and help clean up the drool....from me! :SayWhat?:

 

[Madman]

this old quack might even make it there and help clean up the drool....from me! :SayWhat?:

Just to be clear, so far I am the winning bid on Mrs. Dick and Mariner is in the lead for Baz!

 

[Mariner]

Just to be clear, so far I am the winning bid on Mrs. Dick and Mariner is in the lead for Baz!

To be clear, my offer for Baz was dependent on his menu

 

[oldguyzer]

To be clear, my offer for Baz was dependent on his menu

My friend the psychiatrist can fit you in on an emergency basis any time you need...:-Cool/"

 

[Madman]

To be clear, my offer for Baz was dependent on his menu

I hear from Ida that Baz can be very ymmv. She tells me in confidence so please do not ever mention this to anyone but he's very picky, you must be clean, have fresh breath, be well manicured and carry your own toys.

PS......if anyone sees Cardinal Fang please punch him in the crotch if you think he's about to raise his hand!

 

[papasmerf]

This just in Bidders

MadMan has decided he will be the official fluffer for this venture.

 

[Baz]

I hear from Ida that Baz can be very ymmv. She tells me in confidence so please do not ever mention this to anyone but he's very picky, you must be clean, have fresh breath, be well manicured and carry your own toys.

I can be auctioned off but only for the purpose of cutting grass, minor repairs around the home and maybe taking out the garbage other than that I'm not of much use to anyone. :biggrin2:

 

[Bill The Pirate]

Very Interesting thread. If that is what floats your boat go for it.

 

[Mariner]

I'm not of much use to anyone. :biggrin2:

OK

 

[C Dick]

Hey 4T, your PM space is full. That date will not work, she has a prior commitment.

 

[Jasper]

You're a very lucky guy, C Dick. :good:

 

[lovelatinas]

You may have until the fall to do it. Because when bill C-36 you will be charged for pimping your wife.

 

[oldguyzer]

You're a very lucky guy, C Dick. :good:

Indeed he is, I suspect in many ways. And I wanna be part of this auction!!!! I will make sure Madman and Papa behave. Somewhat.

 

[Madman]

Indeed he is, I suspect in many ways. And I wanna be part of this auction!!!! I will make sure Madman and Papa behave. Somewhat.

OH COME ON I'll behave but you have to make sure Papa doesn't try and take over the event!


BTW, I'm still in the lead and all I could think of everytime I see Ms.Dick's pic is YUM YUM!!!



psss....please continue to cockpunch fangy if you see him entering the auction, thxs!!!!

 

[Jasper]

You may have until the fall to do it. Because when bill C-36 you will be charged for pimping your wife.

That might become part of Mrs. C Dick's fantasy. :wink2:

 

[C Dick]

So what happens if C Dick waits until the last second and then bids one hundred billion dollars (in Dr. Evil's voice)? He can pay that to himself and end up the winning bidder right?

It takes a special kind of man to love and trust his wife enough to separate the sex from the emotions of their relationship. I couldn't do it and a request like hers would probably destroy me. I wish them luck and continued happiness in whatever form their relationship takes. Mind your business baz!

Yes, I could do that, but it would pretty much defeat the purpose of the whole thing. It would be like putting your merchandise on Ebay, then buying it yourself.

I know it is hard to understand how I could be into this, compared to other peoples marriages. And had it been suggested to me 20 years ago, I would not have been impressed. But in the context of our current relationship, and other things we do, it is not a big deal. I just hope that enough serious bidders come out to make it entertaining, for everyone involved.