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Bedbugs put to rest after discovery by SFU scientists

Prim0 said:
But then "Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite" won't mean anything to generations of people!




Why is it okay to try to eradicate one species of organism but then turn around and try to change the world to save another. Don't bedbugs have the same rights as Black Rhinos or other endangered species? Why is it only the cute ones that people stand up for? Hypocrites!

No, only mammals have rights, and birds. They're descended from dinosaurs, so technically this should still be their planet, were it not for a cruel twist of fate. Bed bugs are for feeding to the pet spiders, that live in the bathroom.
 
bobistheowl said:
No, only mammals have rights, and birds. They're descended from dinosaurs, so technically this should still be their planet, were it not for a cruel twist of fate. Bed bugs are for feeding to the pet spiders, that live in the bathroom.

Hmmmmmm
 
Johnnybehorny said:

What, you think bedbugs should have rights? Do you have any idea what kind of Federal government we would have, if we let them vote? Probably the same.
 
bobistheowl said:
No, only mammals have rights, and birds. They're descended from dinosaurs, so technically this should still be their planet, were it not for a cruel twist of fate. Bed bugs are for feeding to the pet spiders, that live in the bathroom.

I was awakened the other night by something tickling my cheeks. I thought I was having a wet dream and was horrified to find it was a spider crawling on my face!
 
[h=2]Bedbugs put to rest after discovery by SFU scientists[/h]
Who would place their faith in Shut the Fuck Up scientists? Not I.
 
Prim0 said:
That happened to me once while sleeping on the deck of a boat in the Caribbean. I know, first world problem! I just grabbed it and tossed it across the deck to where some others were sleeping. Nobody yelled, so I guess it worked out okay.

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If it turns him on then he can have it.
 
bobistheowl said:
What, you think bedbugs should have rights? Do you have any idea what kind of Federal government we would have, if we let them vote? Probably the same.

Harper's popularity has gone up recently, I'm guessing it's the bedbugs who are now skewing in his favour. :Crying2:
 
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