IN-Call Bedtime Stories

[Batman57]

Here’s my reviews.


If there’s a problem, please contact a moderator. I turned my private messaging off.

 

[Batman57]

Prized Possession




Rorie (Toronto Girlfriends)




Looks = 8.5 (almost 9) - Very hot GND.
Body = 8 - Kinda average believe it or not
Service = 10 (CIM)
Personality = 10 - Affectionate
Overall = (9.2) Smoking Hot




I was attracted to her looks, but not overwhelmed. Personally I feel she’s slightly shilled (DDG), but definitely a hottie (Hot GND). Quite talkative and pleasant.


Very nice BBBJ, lots of rolling it around. After I was getting excited, so I told her to lie down and we chatted some more. This is the most memorable part for me. She let me cuddle her a bit, and showed some genuine warmth with some LFK (remember the BBBJ - I taste good), then kissing on my neck and shoulder. I love affection.


During the bonk we moved to cowgirl. Suddenly she became possessed. She bounced up and down, then started to grind like processing minced meat. I kept saying “Oh God” while she moved her hips back and forth, pretty sure her head turned 360 a few times (like the movie).


Next BBBJ. I tired to push it out after asking if it’s okay for CIM (yucky). Finally “the power of (you know who) compelled me” and out it came. She ran to the washroom and started to spit out the devil. When leaving I’m pretty sure the walls were green with filth, so maybe I don’t want to know what came out. (Just kidding). Lots of un attractive hacking sounds.


I wrote this to reference the movie “The Exorcist” but in reality a hot time with a very, very friendly girl. Genuinely comfortable and warm, no diva attitude. Repeated to me a couple of times, “nice guys finish last”. Way ahead of you chicky. Also kept trying to sell me her cousin.


Everyone shills...


( 1 HR - November 18, 2011 )

 

[Batman57]

A Streetcar Named Desire


My desire for this stuff has waned significantly. When in the mall I was looking at hot girls. Yes they are hot, but lets be honest, it’s just a vagina. So I picked the most shill review I could find here to figure out desire. I needed a review I could trust, from someone I respect:





So...




June (Independent)


Looks - 10
Body - 10
Service - 10 (BBBJ - service better then before actually)
Personality - 9 (one point down, no diva attitude though, very friendly, nice girl)
Overall - (9.7) Smoking Hot


I noticed the same effect I felt with my repeat of Paula. Again very good looking women, but the shock and awe is diminished. Don’t misunderstand, June’s a 10/10 and very good looking. So was Paula. But if you stand around in the mall, in a shorter time then you think, you can see fifty of them.


Service was slower and sensual, BBBJ, but being more comfortable around hookers, I started to ramp it up and play with her a bit. Let’s just say she liked it and had a good time. Gave her the big O during the bonk (I’m the best). Gave me a harder BBBJ at the end, went from a sensual time to play time. Tries to avoid CIM now, more BBBJTC, accidentally put in a drop, being unaware. Sorry girl.


She’s comfortable with me, said she remembered me from before and told me right away “I remembered your a nice guy”. I lied to her I’ll return, I usually never repeat, but I learned what I wanted about desire.


Lesson: this stuff is fun but not worth going bankrupt over. If you don’t complete your TDL trust me, you haven’t missed much. It’s not that fun.


Also June is still the best in T.O. Not repeating with her again though...


(1 HR - November 21, 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Keep Your Mayanaise in Small Packets


Maya (Mirage)


Looks - 9
Body - 9
Service - 7 (CBJ)
Personality - 8
Overall - (8.3) Recommend




When I walked in the room I was taken aback by how nice she looked. Had a little Brooke Burke thing going on (yes I make look comments now). Some guys would fall over, but I’m used to bopping supermodels now.


Body also nice, she told me not to touch one of her pierced goodies, but I managed to fit the other one entirely in my mouth. I don’t use a lot of spit though, mostly dry mouthing.


On the blah side, the room was kept kinda dark, but I could see her though, just used to glaring light. Maybe she wanted a mood. Also put flavored stuff on my wang, then put a condom over that for the, you know. Why put flavored stuff if she prefers the taste of rubber?


Anyhow after a quick bonk finish it was over, in think rubber. Yeah! She was somewhat into it, and I kinda liked her, even beyond looks. Has a girlish yet womanly charm.

 

[Monet]

Thanks but I ain't a moron :wink:

But I do know what you are saying.

 

[Amigo]

Prized Possession




Rorie (Toronto Girlfriends)




Looks = 8.5 (almost 9) - Very hot GND.
Body = 8 - Kinda average believe it or not
Service = 10 (CIM)
Personality = 10 - Affectionate
Overall = (9.2) Smoking Hot




I was attracted to her looks, but not overwhelmed. Personally I feel she’s slightly shilled (DDG), but definitely a hottie (Hot GND). Quite talkative and pleasant.


Very nice BBBJ, lots of rolling it around. After I was getting excited, so I told her to lie down and we chatted some more. This is the most memorable part for me. She let me cuddle her a bit, and showed some genuine warmth with some LFK (remember the BBBJ - I taste good), then kissing on my neck and shoulder. I love affection.


During the bonk we moved to cowgirl. Suddenly she became possessed. She bounced up and down, then started to grind like processing minced meat. I kept saying “Oh God” while she moved her hips back and forth, pretty sure her head turned 360 a few times (like the movie).


Next BBBJ. I tired to push it out after asking if it’s okay for CIM (yucky). Finally “the power of (you know who) compelled me” and out it came. She ran to the washroom and started to spit out the devil. When leaving I’m pretty sure the walls were green with filth, so maybe I don’t want to know what came out. (Just kidding). Lots of un attractive hacking sounds.


I wrote this to reference the movie “The Exorcist” but in reality a hot time with a very, very friendly girl. Genuinely comfortable and warm, no diva attitude. Repeated to me a couple of times, “nice guys finish last”. Way ahead of you chicky. Also kept trying to sell me her cousin.


Everyone shills...


( 1 HR - November 18, 2011 )

Sorry, All the high ratings and you think she is shilled?.

 

[Guido]

Somebody get Robin in here, I think Batman's on a bender!!

Love your reviews btw!

 

[Skydog]

The Knight Just Became Darker


(message to me)


Yeah I met some good looking girls, but my TDL is reduced to 13 and my mood is who cares? Supermodels, perhaps, but it’s just a boob with a nipple, just a stupid puss. Who cares. I give up now. It’s likely I’ll be back later, but if your not feeling it and your mood is grouchy, then go back to jerking off to cheap porn. Who cares. When your ready just dump the money on these girl or shread it. Not like you haven’t ripped a couple of 50’s before. Who cares.


xxx


This message is a bit late but I’ve changed a bit. For anyone who may stumble across this and had an issue with me in the past, here it is. I already know, in reality, no one cares.


(message to girls)


In the past I tried to be more sensitive towards feelings, avoiding lookism commentary, but I still got complaints from a couple of girls [ 3 !!! ] (and one guy?).


I had sex worker friends in the past and they always say these reviews lead to hurt feelings. Any commentary on looks is memorized and regurgitated word for word. Then cums the low self esteem. Kinda sad.


If your feelings are truly hurt, I honestly apologize. On the flip side,we can all be honest; the escort business is first and foremost a meat market. Being less then attractive is very common, when I look in the mirror I also say “yuck”. Unfortunately just like we can’t all be models and entertainers, we also all can’t be extremely good looking. Some people are sadly average. Deal with it.


xxxx


(message to guys)


You perverts are all stupid. While your busy paying for it and going broke, these girls are busy sucking off their boyfriends and having him spend your cash. Every time you leave the incall, listen at the door for that sound of laughter. They are joking with their girlfriends about how men are shit and how easy they are to manipulate. And when you repeat, the reason they smile, is because they know how pathetic you are, and thinking LOSER. You think these girls actually like you. Yeah right. Take a look in the mirror, at your jiggly, hairy, man boobs. That’s the reason you pay while their boyfriends play.


So long morons...


xxxx


Economic Commentary


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8gJSMoOJc

You are one of a kind. I like your style.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Somebody get Robin in here, I think Batman's on a bender!!

I told him he wouldn't last trying to go solo. I was the reason the team worked well, HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT ME NOTHING!!!:banghead:

 

[Jackson]

Gread reads Batman. You got anymore :toocool:

 

[Lydiaxx]

You read my mind Batman...lol

 

[Insertion]

You read my mind Batman...lol

What part of your mind did Batman read Lydia?

 

[Lydiaxx]

What part of your mind did Batman read Lydia?

The message to guys part.

 

[BuzzSaw]

The message to guys part.

Lydia, you naughty young lady, do I need to take you over my knee?:girlkiss:

 

[jiggyjiggy]

I told him he wouldn't last trying to go solo. I was the reason the team worked well, HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT ME NOTHING!!!:banghead:

Wow, this is definitely you!:rofl1: Hilarious , you have to watch it.

 

[crackerjack]

The Knight Just Became Darker


(message to guys)


"You perverts are all stupid. While your busy paying for it and going broke, these girls are busy sucking off their boyfriends and having him spend your cash. Every time you leave the incall, listen at the door for that sound of laughter. They are joking with their girlfriends about how men are shit and how easy they are to manipulate. ..."

AHHH HAAAA!,,,,,,that explains their side-splitting laughing and giggling as I exit down the corridor with head hung low. And all along I thought they were poking fun at my little two inch digit. PPHHeww! Well now I don't feel so bad.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Economic Commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8gJSMoOJc

Better economic commentary: (free download When Money Dies: The Nightmare of the Weimar Collapse by ADAM FERGUSSON
https://www.goldonomic.com/When Money Dies.pdf

 

[Romance]

...showed some genuine warmth with some LFK (remember the BBBJ - I taste good)...

hilarious

Nice job Batman. I was looking for some stories that my SO can read to me at the bedtime...

 

[Lone Wolf]

The message to guys part.

Just to be clear Lydia, do you agree with these statements?

(message to guys)


You perverts are all stupid. While your busy paying for it and going broke, these girls are busy sucking off their boyfriends and having him spend your cash. Every time you leave the incall, listen at the door for that sound of laughter. They are joking with their girlfriends about how men are shit and how easy they are to manipulate. And when you repeat, the reason they smile, is because they know how pathetic you are, and thinking LOSER. You think these girls actually like you. Yeah right. Take a look in the mirror, at your jiggly, hairy, man boobs. That’s the reason you pay while their boyfriends play.


So long morons...

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Wow, this is definitely you!:rofl1: Hilarious , you have to watch it.

First off I still have all my hair, secondly I don't have an over hang over my trunks as in the case with Guido and thirdly I shave every single day!!!!:aggressive:

Below is a picture taken 15 years ago with Dad, Uncle Pen and Auntie Kitty.