BEER good luck on your hearing this Tuesday.

[Curly]

MURRYSVILLE, Pa. —A western Pennsylvania man has been charged with driving drunk while carrying an open can of beer -- on a riding lawn mower.

Murrysville police say they found 55-year-old Thomas Marrone driving the mower along a road just before 1:30 a.m. Aug. 30.
Police say Marrone smelled of alcohol and had an open can of Coors Light beer in the mower's storage compartment. They say he told them he was driving to his Murrysville home -- some 6.4 miles away.
Marrone faces a preliminary hearing Tuesday on charges including driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

 

[Plucker]

That is funny!.

 

[BEER]

I have a good lawyer.

Cross your fingers guys.

 

[Tourist]

1:45
"My wife told me if I didn't get her another beer she'd stab me in the face."
Not his fault, just another intimidated victim of spousal abuse.

"Is it illegal to cut grass? What the hell? My wife's gonna kick your ass."
LMAO

 

[Senor Gomes]

:LMAO::LMAO:

 

[WhiteLion]

Damn-Not too smart