Made with Love

Behold the Most Perfectly Scathing Missed Connection of All Time

Hello??. Of course it ruined her day, WTF???

Oh shit, you said that to a complete fucking stranger, an innocent person trying to read a book on her ride home!!! Yeah dog, you sure did, and then you turned heel and walked off like the miserable coward you are.

You publicly humiliated another human and made her cry. How truly fucking horrifying of you. She was totally stunned, and devastated. . .is that what you wanted to see happen? Are you that much of a nightmare that you are PLEASED by making people cry? Total strangers even? I don't think I can fully express to you what an absolute skidmark you are, but here goes:

You: blond, slicked hair, hipsterish. You manage to be both tasteless and sanctimonious, and something tells me you brag about loving Bukowski even though you only made it 80 pages deep into Women. You definitely think you're smarter than everyone, and you love reflective surfaces. You work in design/tech/oh wait, who cares, you don't fucking matter. You treat women like garbage, but don't worry—-we hate you. You have a stank on you, and a lot of us can smell it...truly a dookiestain made flesh. You don't have an original thought under that stupid haircut. You are a straight up fucking bully, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Bullies are the absolute worst.

The thing is, part of you knows this, and you're upset that no one treats you like the special snowflake you believe yourself to be. So you say horrible things to strangers in public to make yourself feel better. Stop being such a fucking bully and shitting on other humans just because your wounded-ego feels like taking a dump. No really, just fucking stop.

Any of my fellow feminist vigilantes who might be reading this: keep an eye out for a white dude, around age 30, who looks like a wacker version of Macklemore, if that's possible. Make sure you remind him of his insignificance.

And to the woman to whom this human diarrhea pile directed his steaming ego turd: keep your head up girl, it's not even about you. I hope it didn't ruin your day.
 
Hmmmmmm

Of course the "woman" could have lied.

For all the guardian of the gate knows he told the "woman", " I wish I had more time, to get to know you. You see I will die soon and will not be able to"

Of course you as the reader automatically figure the guardian of the gate is truthful and this happened.
 
papasmerf said:
Hmmmmmm

Of course the "woman" could have lied.

For all the guardian of the gate knows he told the "woman", " I wish I had more time, to get to know you. You see I will die soon and will not be able to"

Of course you as the reader automatically figure the guardian of the gate is truthful and this happened.


Women don't lie they keep telling me that.
 
I didn't know Prick lived in Boston!:biggrin2:

We will never know what really happened, but it wouldn't shock me if that or worse was said.
 
HOF said:
I didn't know Prick lived in Boston!:biggrin2:

We will never know what really happened, but it wouldn't shock me if that or worse was said.

LOL.
 
I don't know what I'd do if someone walked up to me and dared to call me fat, OMG I can't imagine the thought!:grrrrrr:
 
Guido said:
I don't know what I'd do if someone walked up to me and dared to call me fat, OMG I can't imagine the thought!:grrrrrr:

You know it would just be jealousy of the speedo...:biggrin2:
 
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