Best and dumbest inventions ever made.

[papasmerf]

Fire...............It gave us light when there was none and prevents raw Bacon.

Flush toilets have proven pretty good.

Now if we could just keep Bob's from emptying into his thoughts

 

[oldguyzer]

Viagra. Gives old guys a reason to see young women. And BITI to visit the donkey farm.

 

[Bubba]

Women's leg hair removal.

 

[Prick]

Eve.

 

[Jasper]

The bicycle won by a landslide in a BBC poll. :good:

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4513929.stm

TOP 10 INVENTIONS
Bicycle - 59%
Transistor - 8%
Electro-magnetic induction ring - 8%
Computer - 6%
Germ theory of infection - 5%
Radio - 5%
Internet - 4%
Internal combustion engine - 3%
Nuclear power - 1%
Communications satellite - 1%

 

[Anto]

Parachutes :unknw:

 

[Transient]

Cherry flavored Pez. No question about it.

 

[Transient]

:rofl!:

No, seriously...the most widely used invention, one that we have all benefitted from and use on a daily, if not hourly basis.

The Zipper.

 

[Lobby]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Yeah, the wheel? The printing press? Telephone, telegraph, radio, television?

Pathetic really. Shows where YOUR head is at. :biggrin2:

I'm going with WOMEN on this one. Best invention ever. The power to piss us off and get us horny all within 5 minutes is unrivaled.

 

[Al Bumin]

The best invention ever was the BBBJTCCIMWSNQNS! It's all been downhill after that came along!

Praise-Bowing

 

[Martin]

 

[papasmerf]

How can you not love anything that culls the herd

 

[dr tongue]

I remember pay toilets in train stations when I was a kid. You had to put a dime in the slot before the door would open.

Thank God I knew how to do the limbo!

 

[Google]

 

[BEORN]

Cars that can now park on their own.

 

[TommyJohn]

[h=1]Movie theaters with screens in the bathroom so you dont miss anything.[/h]



[h=1]Wall outlets with USB chargers.[/h]


[h=1]Bike racks that don't take up sidewalk space.[/h]


[h=1]Pizza carriers.[/h]

 

[BlueBalls]

When will they start making these.

 

[papasmerf]

When will they start making these.

Already here

 

[Bummer]

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