Biggest turnoff, physically, about women.

[Walter Mitty]

LOL....sounds like a great story......care to share?

Just sayin'!

 

[anon1]

Cankles

 

[HOF]

Turn offs for men:

Fat or out of shape (overweight is ok, but I'd like to see that my man is actually trying to keep up his appearance) I'm out
acting like a douche That's 50/50 for me
B.O. (gross!!) I'm clean
dirty fingernails or uncut toenails (gross, gross, goss!!) Clean their too
Mean or rude behavior (goes back to acting like a douche) 15/85 on this one
Too much body hair (this is just a thing I have) I manscape the back, midsection and the neither region.
Long ear or nose hair (shows he doesnt care about his appearance) Get rid of the age hairs.
No sense of humor (Nothing ruins a good date, like this) I'm funny just not to some.
Bad tipper (very bad sign) That's not an issue. If she's hot and willing to visit our room.
Cheezy pick up lines (we deserve better than this) But mine will make smile, it's presentation
Lack of self-confidence (its just not attractive) Not a problem
Whining (I HATE THIS!! Grow a pair, please) We'd be moaning and sipping wine.
I also hate whistling or singing in public places and sniffing or snorting (its called a kleenex, use it!!)

If one is sniffling or snorting, I'd think coke/crack GTFO Whistling, Singing in public unless you're very talented is bad Kareoke

 

[Guido]

Cellulite

 

[tboy]

Beer gut does it for me .

aka:

front bum
gunt
apron (old school)

No shit, I was talking to a woman I met via work (over the phone, she was a client in another city) and she got all hot for me because of my voice.

When we started talking privately about meeting up, during a discussion on our physical attributes I asked her about her pubic hair: when she was standing up, was it vertical, diagonal, or horizontal? She finally got what I meant and said it was diagonal. I then told her, we won't meet because that means she has a gut.

Well a few months later she calls me up again (at home) and tells me she had been working out and dieting and her pubes were almost vertical...so can we finally meet? LOL.....I figured, if she went to all that trouble, I said why not?

She came down to toronto, and we met and had a wild weekend. When I picked her up and took her to my place, we were going out for a nice dinner so I took a shower and was in my bedroom in a towel getting ready to get dressed. She was sitting on the steps to my loft bed and I saw her trying to peak under the towel. I said "what are you doing, do you want to see my dick or what"? she turned red and said "uh huh" so I showed her....Now I'm not that big or anything but she went "oh my". Seems her ex (who she'd dated for like 10 yrs) had, no shit, a 1 1/2" dick fully hard.

Needless to say, all through dinner etc she was itching to go home lol....no word of a lie, when I first slid in she moaning OH MY and must have cum about 4 times in the first 5 minutes....god I felt like Peter North lol....

Funny thing, when I was putting her on the train, she said "all that work and watching what I eat was worth it, thanks for an awesome weekend"......

 

[Cycleguy007]

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Funny thing, when I was putting her on the train, she said "all that work and watching what I eat was worth it, thanks for an awesome weekend"......

Hee hee

Congrats tboy!

 

[Raiden]

Learn something everyday. I never knew about the directional pube theory. I am impressed!

Now what about if she has been shaving for years and she couldn't answer that question?

 

[tboy]

Learn something everyday. I never knew about the directional pube theory. I am impressed!

Now what about if she has been shaving for years and she couldn't answer that question?

Well, there's your answer! If she can see it to shave, it can't be horizontal now can it? lol.......

Thanks CG, I tell you though, it was a big boost to the ego being the next guy in line after the last guy's 1 1/2 swaying inches of death.....kind of like if a woman has only ever eaten salisbury steak, even a good T bone will taste like Kobe beef hehehehe I think she was 'full' for the first time in her life!!!

 

[SwitchHitter]

Long toe nails.

 

[peace]

all of the above plus:
1 when a woman spits

2. hairy lower back just before the butt aka the crack

ps. again..armpits...moustache..bad teeth...bad breath...beer belly...bad bo and pretentious attitude