Bob (BITO) vs OLDGUYZER w/PAPASMERF SPECIAL REFEREE

[Madman]

IN THE RED corner weighing in at 125 lbs. wearing the pink and purple trunks HAILING FROM St. Timmins Ontario.....LETS HAVE A BIG ROUSING CHEER FOR OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGUYZER







IN THE BLUE CORNER weighing in at a stout 165 lbs. wearing the orange and turquoise trunks HAILING from Toronto Ontario......LETS GIVE A THUNDEROUS CHEER FOR BOBISTHEEEEEEEEEEOWL AKA BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

This bout will consist of 3 3 minute rounds....with special guest referee PAPATHESMERF......

"Cardinal this is going to be a great match. Oldguyzer has a score to settle and Bito has been training in the font gym non stop, it's going to be a close one, a real SLOBBERKNOCKER."

"Robin, you're right but I'll be a farking monkey's uncle if Oldguyzer doesn't try the prostate maneuver while the ref is distracted."

HERE WE GO ROBIN, IT'S ABOUT TO FINALLY TAKE PLACE....hold my hand.....I'm so excited....

Shhhh, turn down your mic....don't let the fans hear that!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

:good:

 

[Madman]

It's on.....BITO is dancing around the ring

 

[Madman]

HOLY FARK ROBIN, OLDGUYZER IS GOING FOR THE PROSTATE MANEUVER

 

[Transient]

:no:

 

[papasmerf]

:no:

I give it a thumbs up for imagination.

 

[Madman]

Looks like bito will have nothing to do with Oldguyzer's shenanigans

 

[Madman]

Robin, I think we have a young lady getting really excited in the stands....fark I'm feeling a little randy right now

 

[Madman]

BITO IS MOTIONING THE YOUNG WOMEN IN THE PINK DRESS TO COME DOWN TO THE RING

 

[Madman]

OLDGUYZER HAS HAD ENOUGH....HE PULLS BITO BACK INTO THE RING AND THROWS A HAYMAKER

 

[Madman]

The fans are going crazy but Robin, what's Guido doing??

 

[Jasper]

Knock his block off, bito!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

papa is still taking bets on the fight.

 

[Madman]

Cardinal it seems Guido is mocking one of the combatants....we maybe in store for an exciting night and let go of my hand, it's turning blue!

 

[papasmerf]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ...............................Nobody is down just counting pretty ladies in the audience.

 

[Madman]

CHRIST CARDINAL THE REF HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING.....LOOK MADMAN has come in to lend a hand.

 

[papasmerf]

CHRIST CARDINAL THE REF HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING.....LOOK MADMAN has come in to lend a hand.

MM is charged with a Technical Foul and charged $11k for it

 

[peace]

Too much violence! Perhaps Bito is right. We have many "idiots" here. Let"s FOCUS! It is time to switch channel.....a nice game of volleyball? Anyone is invited to play but these women are mine....WAIT....sharing is good as long as they like you but im first....

 

[peace]

Of course, don't forget to hug....

 

[Wanker]

Why are you messing with our identity and bring here unnecessary drama?.