Breaking news: Prime Minister elect has just appointed Raiden as the new and first Minister of Brothels. As part of his duties, Mr. Raiden is expected to travel to places like St. Marten, Germany and Nevada to learn about brothels abroad and bring back ideas to implement in Canada. When asked for a quote, Mr. Raiden seemed shocked, but had a perma smile on his face. But he seemed to be already on the job as he was dialing the agencies in Toronto asking for appointments.