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Shiek

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[h=5]SPECIAL NEWS REPORT!
A man was arrested today on a farm just outside Moose Jaw Saskatchewan. Authorities have yet to release the man's name. Reports say, that the 29 year old ex military vet walked onto a farmers land and slaughtered all his pigs and destroyed all the farmers crops. What baffled crime scene investigators though, was why the farmers other animals such as his cows, horses, sheep, and even chickens were left unharmed. When investigators asked the man what would possess him to commit such a heinous crime, his response was, "because I hate pigs, and I'm a crop killer".
Sources say that this is definitely one of the strangest crimes in the Provinces history.[/h]
 
Hang the bastard for adding what could become a bacon shortage.
Or just hang him cause he sees himself as well hung
 
This is the media's fault, obviously. Vets don't kill pigs...people do. Er.....yeah.
 
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