British Sheila from Garmin - Review

[Cardinal Fang]

So this morning as I left home to drive in to work I was feeling particularly bold. So much so I walk on every crack in the walkway to my garage as well as ran across the path of a stray cat in my yard. Arriving in the garage I opened the garage door and prepared to back out when I realized that my Garmin GPS was left on from the night before. So I scrolled through the options - settings menu and decided to have fun. I scrolled through the different voice options and arrived at "British Sheila." This might be fun I thought to myself as I do appreciate British humor. Hit the office as my destination and away I went.

As British Sheila spewed out the directions turn by turn I suddenly realized I was getting turned on. I felt like i was at a BDSM session. That stern voice and clear direction gave me wood. Not to mention British women sound like Dominatrix to me. Never been a kinky guy I was surprised at my reaction. Up until I arrived at the office I had been taking direction well but I wanted to deviate to see her reaction. So I may a left instead of the prescribed right and she chimes in...

"Please drive to highlighted route! Recalculating..."

As I kept changing direction she persisted with ordering me to drive to the highlighted route. It was awesome. I had never been so turned on. So this being a review I'm going with the following:

Looks: Don't know but I imagined she was Kate Beckinsale with a corset on from Van Helsing.
Voice: Sexy in a don't fark with me kinda way.
Menu: Very limited but can adapt
Overall Experience: Surprisingly exciting.
Repeat: OH GOD YES.

 

[Madman]

Link and pictures please so the rest of us can rub one off to Garmin!!:rofl!:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing

 

[zorro]

Great review LMAO and Kate is hot!!

 

[God]

I call my GPS female voice my bitch.

"Repeat: OH GOD YES."

SHILL :music:

Don't use my name in vain.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Isn't a Sheila an Australian chick?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Mine has Karen as the Australian. I'm doing her next.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

You planning on getting BBBJ next?.

 

[FUKUMAN]

:clapping: :rofl!:

Thread of the year.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I was about to say you posted your review in the wrong section until I arrived at the second sentence.:rofl1:

 

[BEER]

You are driving me to drink :drunk:


Funny shit.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Mmmm Kate. You have good taste, Fang

 

[Masputo]

LOL, you got me there.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Mmmm Kate. You have good taste, Fang

I would prefer you and I get a room before you came to that conclusion. :spiteful:

 

[Madman]

I would prefer you and I get a room before you came to that conclusion. :spiteful:

I have a great idea. Perhaps we can double date. I take Amy and you bring Sheila.

 

[O J]

I should have had that GPS when I was in trouble :bomb:

 

[Wanker]

As I kept changing direction she persisted with ordering me to drive to the highlighted route. It was awesome. I had never been so turned.

Doesn't take much, does it :na:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

As I kept changing direction she persisted with ordering me to drive to the highlighted route. It was awesome. I had never been so turned.

Doesn't take much, does it :na:

No it doesn't.

I'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension.

























For those of you playing at home that's "mud."

 

[The 1%]

That was kricken funny.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I have a great idea. Perhaps we can double date. I take Amy and you bring Sheila.

Not sure Sheila does foursomes. I don't think I've downloaded those maps yet. I'll look into it though.