Maurice Boscorelli said:
''Witnesses said Jenner rear-ended a car, causing the car to go into traffic and be hit by a Hummer. The woman driving the car died, according to TMZ.
TMZ reported that Jenner told police he was being chased by several paparazzi during the incident. Jenner said he was not drinking and claims to have passed a field sobriety test, according to TMZ.''
So if he goes to prison how exactly is this going to work out?
Would he go to a woman's prison or a man's?
The estrogen therapy will not help him through this stressful time. It will cause him to be very emotional. Would he even be allowed to continue his transition while incarcerated?
This will probably cause his reality show to be cancelled, so he did the whole gender transformation for nothing.
I wonder which other washed up former celebrities would be willing to change their gender, to have a reality show on TV.
Carrot Top is an obvious choice.
Chyna the wrestler might want to be a woman again. Maybe
Ricky Martin, or some other guy that become too old to be in
Menudo.
Vince the Shamwow guy would be a good choice.
Other good choices would be
Greg Louganis,
Tonya Harding,
John Tesh,
Michael Bolton,
Jean Claude Van Damme,
Paul Stanley from
KISS, or any of the plastic surgery freaks, except
Meg Ryan. She'd get arrested for faking an orgasm in public if she was a man, even if she used to be
Meg Ryan.
I don't think anyone would watch, if it was
Ron Jeremy.
The worst possible choice would be
Tommy LaSorda. My mother had a female friend in the 1970's that looked like
Tommy LaSorda. She looked exactly like
Broom Hilda, from the comic strip, except she didn't have a wart on her nose. She was a nice person, though. Some of ny mom's friends were really hot, and some were really hideous to look at, but they were all nice people.
One of the hot ones wanted to bang me, when I saw her at the
Balmy Beach Canoe Club in 1984, but she was drunk, so I said "No thanks". I thought about it, because I didn't like one of her sons, so if he dissed me after that, I could have said "Oh yeah? Well I banged your mom.", but he's bigger than I am, so I thought with the big head.