Bump this thread if you are horny.

[bolt.upright]

 

[bolt.upright]

My birthday is coming up........what are the odds the wife will give me a blowjob?

Ha! So is mine. Probably your chances are as good as mine -- zilch.

 

[bolt.upright]

Bolt! You can go out and purchase what you want/need.....I don't have that option.

Oh I will (and I do regularly). I'm sorry that you don't have the same option that I do. It's a good thing!

 

[McGuinty]

I bumram.

 

[IKilo]

I got a cramp.

 

[bolt.upright]

I got a cramp.

I got blisters on me fingers.

Oh, and ​Bump!

 

[bolt.upright]

Happy Birthday Primo!

 

[TFZL1]

Bump!

booked tomorrow eve for a Greek hour special

 

[Thomas Crown]

Bump!

booked tomorrow eve for a Greek hour special

Is she serving Souvlaki? I love Souvlaki

 

[Beef Jerky]

Midnight bump.

 

[bolt.upright]

Midnight bump.

Mid-morning BUMP.

 

[Wise Guy]

A late bump.

 

[bolt.upright]

Sigh. Why me lord? Bumpity-bump.

 

[TFZL1]

I got out of a sexless loveless marriage. Happy to be free.


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[bolt.upright]

Horny as a hoot owl today. Hmm... why are hoot owls horny? They must be married too.

 

[Brick]

Brumppp.

 

[nntsci]

bump bump bump

 

[Fuj]

Bump.

 

[ReservoirDog]

 

[God]

Bump to being bored.