I finally got out of the cabin in the woods and decided to take advantage of my prize from August (one hour session on the house from Mirage).
From past posts and reviews, I really wanted to spend some time with Alice andit looked like the stars had aligned and she was on schedule! Called the lovely booking girl and she informed me that Alice had cancelled and would not be available. Being the seasoned pooner, I had gone through the roster and chose Plan B and C. Plan B was B for Bunny. (Get where I’m going with this M.O.? A for Alice, B for Bunny, C for Dalilah…?).
Time, place and all the rest of the dumb shtuff I don’t need to tell you. I arrived 30 minutes prior to my appointment and had a bottle of water I was downing while I drove. Don’t you know that my bladder is telling me he needs to be emptied. I’m looking at the water bottle and what I would use to slice off the top to use it as a reservoir. Then I’m thinking about the fast food places around the area, but that would mean that I would have to disturb the peaceful tranquility my bladder was experiencing from not being jostled. I stayed in my car…..trying not to move. Five minutes to appointment. I gingerly reach for my phone and call phone girl to tell her I’m here. Get instructions and I’m on…I get out of my SUV and it’s quite a stepdown. I feel like I’m going to piss myself every step. And don’t you know I have to traverse a fucking obstacle course on the street. Fuckit, I’m walking along the side of the road.
I get to the steps. Jesus mother fucking christ that’s a lot of steps. I probably looked like I was about to shit myself as I walked up the steps slowly, gingerly, trying not to dribble. Pass through front door. Elevator. Fuck, that’s a lot of floors. Location door. Panicked knock on the door.
Movement. Two females running around. The thought of running sends panic to my bladder. Door opens….omfg she’s cute. Nice hug and kiss at the door. I like the view from behind. As you can see, this story is not about Bunny but about me making it to the toilet right now. She shows me to the room and sits down. I sit down…slowly. Bunny tells me that her roommate is finishing up in the bathroom….she said something before that, but it was incomprehensibleas I only heard “bathroom”.
She leans in and starts to kiss me…..omg, please don’t. Wait, this isn’t so bad. Boner alert. Pee valve closing….ahhhhhhh. Hello my little Bunny…it’s nice to meet you J. More DFK, chit chat. This girl is fucking smart. I’m enjoying the physicaland mental stimulation. “Oh, sounds like she’s finished in the bathroom…” Pee valve opens. “Ok, BACK IN A MINUTE!!”
Bathroom door closes. Strip. Shower on. I have no time. I jump in the shower. HOLY FUCK THAT WATER’S COLD…..not for long….sigh. Relief.
Back to business.
Bunny is beautiful. Rarely do I say that a girl I meet in this biz is beautiful to the point I have nothing but jibberish come out of my mouth. She asked me a few questions and all I can remember is “ blah blah blah blah….AND MY CAT’S GOT AN EYE INFECTION….blah blah blah…..” She must’ve said “pardon me” about 9 times before I just gave up and started kissing her again. She straddled me and continued the DFK; how much I love a girl who can take control. I sucked on her nipples and played with that incredible ass as she ground her kitty in my belly. Lowers herself for a sensual BBBJ and much to my pleasure, she DT’d my so softly and sensually that I nearly popped, Brought her in to position for 69 and she seemed to liked what I was doing down there so I soldiered on while she orally man handled me.
Before I knew it, I wanted to be inside her. Dome, CG and ride away she did. Slow and sensual until things were properly lubed and loosened up. Then the pounding began. Me thinks she doth enjoy this. She held onto the headboard and ground deep. When I felt she was cumming I drove in deep and held her there until she was ready to release. I remember 3x’s we rinsed and repeated. Moved on to mish and then sideways elevator. I couldn’t hold out any longer. This was a good 40 minutes of pounding and grabbing on to her juicy ass (while checking out the tensile strength of the mounting hardware of the headboard) was just too much and I had to let go.
Clean up. More talk time, the GFE snuggle, chit chat about life and I needed to have a time check or I would’ve been there all day….and broke, but smiling. A walk to the door and a final deep kiss goodbye.
Before I left,she asked who I was and I must be important to receive a free session. I told her I was the pussy inspector and Iwas checking for neatness and originality. She passed with flying colours. Here’s your certificate and I’ll be looking forward to the next inspection.
Thanks everyone for voting for me. I have found my new ATF.
From past posts and reviews, I really wanted to spend some time with Alice andit looked like the stars had aligned and she was on schedule! Called the lovely booking girl and she informed me that Alice had cancelled and would not be available. Being the seasoned pooner, I had gone through the roster and chose Plan B and C. Plan B was B for Bunny. (Get where I’m going with this M.O.? A for Alice, B for Bunny, C for Dalilah…?).
Time, place and all the rest of the dumb shtuff I don’t need to tell you. I arrived 30 minutes prior to my appointment and had a bottle of water I was downing while I drove. Don’t you know that my bladder is telling me he needs to be emptied. I’m looking at the water bottle and what I would use to slice off the top to use it as a reservoir. Then I’m thinking about the fast food places around the area, but that would mean that I would have to disturb the peaceful tranquility my bladder was experiencing from not being jostled. I stayed in my car…..trying not to move. Five minutes to appointment. I gingerly reach for my phone and call phone girl to tell her I’m here. Get instructions and I’m on…I get out of my SUV and it’s quite a stepdown. I feel like I’m going to piss myself every step. And don’t you know I have to traverse a fucking obstacle course on the street. Fuckit, I’m walking along the side of the road.
I get to the steps. Jesus mother fucking christ that’s a lot of steps. I probably looked like I was about to shit myself as I walked up the steps slowly, gingerly, trying not to dribble. Pass through front door. Elevator. Fuck, that’s a lot of floors. Location door. Panicked knock on the door.
Movement. Two females running around. The thought of running sends panic to my bladder. Door opens….omfg she’s cute. Nice hug and kiss at the door. I like the view from behind. As you can see, this story is not about Bunny but about me making it to the toilet right now. She shows me to the room and sits down. I sit down…slowly. Bunny tells me that her roommate is finishing up in the bathroom….she said something before that, but it was incomprehensibleas I only heard “bathroom”.
She leans in and starts to kiss me…..omg, please don’t. Wait, this isn’t so bad. Boner alert. Pee valve closing….ahhhhhhh. Hello my little Bunny…it’s nice to meet you J. More DFK, chit chat. This girl is fucking smart. I’m enjoying the physicaland mental stimulation. “Oh, sounds like she’s finished in the bathroom…” Pee valve opens. “Ok, BACK IN A MINUTE!!”
Bathroom door closes. Strip. Shower on. I have no time. I jump in the shower. HOLY FUCK THAT WATER’S COLD…..not for long….sigh. Relief.
Back to business.
Bunny is beautiful. Rarely do I say that a girl I meet in this biz is beautiful to the point I have nothing but jibberish come out of my mouth. She asked me a few questions and all I can remember is “ blah blah blah blah….AND MY CAT’S GOT AN EYE INFECTION….blah blah blah…..” She must’ve said “pardon me” about 9 times before I just gave up and started kissing her again. She straddled me and continued the DFK; how much I love a girl who can take control. I sucked on her nipples and played with that incredible ass as she ground her kitty in my belly. Lowers herself for a sensual BBBJ and much to my pleasure, she DT’d my so softly and sensually that I nearly popped, Brought her in to position for 69 and she seemed to liked what I was doing down there so I soldiered on while she orally man handled me.
Before I knew it, I wanted to be inside her. Dome, CG and ride away she did. Slow and sensual until things were properly lubed and loosened up. Then the pounding began. Me thinks she doth enjoy this. She held onto the headboard and ground deep. When I felt she was cumming I drove in deep and held her there until she was ready to release. I remember 3x’s we rinsed and repeated. Moved on to mish and then sideways elevator. I couldn’t hold out any longer. This was a good 40 minutes of pounding and grabbing on to her juicy ass (while checking out the tensile strength of the mounting hardware of the headboard) was just too much and I had to let go.
Clean up. More talk time, the GFE snuggle, chit chat about life and I needed to have a time check or I would’ve been there all day….and broke, but smiling. A walk to the door and a final deep kiss goodbye.
Before I left,she asked who I was and I must be important to receive a free session. I told her I was the pussy inspector and Iwas checking for neatness and originality. She passed with flying colours. Here’s your certificate and I’ll be looking forward to the next inspection.
Thanks everyone for voting for me. I have found my new ATF.
