A
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
I'm sure she has no regrets
![]()
I didn't realize how much grooming this one would require...now I have regrets.
and I cannot lie.
. . . and I cannot lie.
Reminds me of the old joke about the sailor laid up in hospital for a few weeks. Couldn't get out of bed, had to be hand washed by the nurses. They joked amongst themselves about the tattoo on his penis, which said "Shorty."
He was quite the flirt and when he recuperated he talked one of the nurses into a date with him. Next day the other nurses plied her for details about her evening with "Shorty."
Well, she said, he may be just "Shorty" to you, but let me tell you this. When he gets excited, that tattoo reads "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Anaheim, Callifornia."
I wanted to get one of a veal sammich on my left ass cheek.