Calling in sick on Thursday.

[BEER]

Or maybe just work half a day.

Beer ready by 3:30 pm or maybe 4 pm.

 

[Louis XIV]

What's 'work'? :dontknow:

 

[Leo]

Don't cry over spilled beer BEER.

 

[Bubba]

Price then Stroman, can't get better than that.

 

[Willy]

See ya later Yankees :whipit:

 

[User-E]

Blue Jays featured on Sports Illustrated cover

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/toronto-blue-jays-sports-illustrated-cover-1.3259172

 

[Wanker]

Anyone can sign a sick note for me :unknw:

 

[Agent86]

Toronto Takes Texas in 5.

 

[Prick]

See ya later Yankees :whipit:

Don't cry Pops.

 

[User-E]

Anyone can sign a sick note for me :unknw:

Is there a doctor in the house?

:unknw:

 

[Beef Jerky]

I am already sick.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Our receptionist just showed up with a Blue Jays baseball uniform on from hat to shirt to pants to knee high socks. The cleats were a bit much though.

 

[DannyDeVito]

My prediction today.

3-2 Texas

Tomorrow

10-1 Jays.

 

[User-E]

Quick - print one for yourself.

 

[oldguyzer]

Is there a doctor in the house?

:unknw:

On five day vacation...sorry. Leave a message with my assistant, Robin. If he asks you to bend over and cough, well....

 

[Boing]

Price wasn't sharp at all. Who made the call of resting him for 11 days Damn-Not too smart

 

[Robintheboywonder]

On five day vacation...sorry. Leave a message with my assistant, Robin. If he asks you to bend over and cough, well....

Assistant my ass, you haven't paid me in weeks. I told you my services didn't come cheap and to boot the Jays lost because you jinxed them with wearing your blue jay cap during colonoscopy procedures.

 

[oldguyzer]

Assistant my ass, you haven't paid me in weeks. I told you my services didn't come cheap and to boot the Jays lost because you jinxed them with wearing your blue jay cap during colonoscopy procedures.

That was a Laughs hat....

As for the pay, I recently retained MadMan Inc through an add on Google. They claim they will take care of all payroll issues for me, quickly and easily. So far, I've only been billed for payroll for the next fifty years in advance "to save paperwork and reduce our costs", so they seem honest...

 

[papasmerf]

That was a Laughs hat....

As for the pay, I recently retained MadMan Inc through an add on Google. They claim they will take care of all payroll issues for me, quickly and easily. So far, I've only been billed for payroll for the next fifty years in advance "to save paperwork and reduce our costs", so they seem honest...

SMERF LLC and SMERF LPC both disavow any knowledge of MadMAn Inc.

While it is true MM is a non-paying tenant at the HUBGFE RESORT, we allow his continued presence only as a charitable act.

 

[BEER]

Pray with me for 3 shutout innings. 4-3 Jays so far.