CardinalFang vs Madman

[Madman]

Due to the enquiring minds of HUBGFE I am forced to step into the squared circle with the holy man in the Joe Boxer shorts!

HUBGFE PUBLIC WARNING- ‘‘Due to some of the violent nature and content of this thread, viewer discretion is advised’’

The beginning, how it all started-

MADMAN YOU FARKED UP VAGINAL BLOOD FART!

The bastard just ass spammed my pm box. :SayWhat?:

The first salvo was thrown by the holy man who in his rage inserted the word BLOOD taking a perfectly good sexual fart to an undeniably unholy reunion of flatulence mixed with blood!

There's been a lot of very big bold posting going on lately Cardinal. Is everything ok?
Hmmmmmm

A sweet lass by the name of Sarah attempted to intervene. She tried screaming at the top of her lungs, jumping up and down in her blue bikini as the membership all watched the bounciful event but The Priest just looked upon everyone with a snarl and a frown.

My new glasses have yet to come in.

He attempted to deflect and change the topic but it was to no avail because I have proof via pictures and an undisclosed video tape showing his glasses were in.

I was wondering what MM meant by these two posts, come on Fangy fill us in!:biggrin2:

Members were vehemently camping out in front of the church trying to get answers but Fangy just would come out yelling "GET OFF MY PROPERTY" "GET OFF MY DRIVEWAY" then hop into his black escalade and drive off in a huff and a puff.

Woohoo! Thank you, I'll be sure to be thinking of you all when I.....

On second thought. :don'twantto-see:/

Some of his supporters were confused. They wanted to support the embroiled Cardinal but were having a hard time. DreamBlade maybe coming forward soon to ask for the Cardinal to step down and take a leave of absence, we shall see what happens with that.

Stop talking dirty too ME!!:NoNoNo:

I tried, Lord and Baz know I tried. I warned the The Holy man to not talk dirty too me and that same evening a package arrived at my home. I opened it and found stained Joe Boxer underwear inside. I'm still waiting for the lab to send me the DNA results but I think we all know who's responsible for this!!!

Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing. Cardinal what did he do now?

I am also official filing a defamation lawsuit. I've contacted my Google Lawyer who is vacationing in Jamaica.

Barbara I didn't do anything, I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU....... INNOCENT!!

Let's discuss it over dinner and I'll fill you in!Call me

 

[oldguyzer]

First you're in London playing with fire extinguishers, now you have the temerity to defame our own HUBGFE man of the cloth! Have you no decency man? The good Cardinal doesn't deserve this!

Cardinal, if you need a good lawyer mine gets out in 3-6 months, and he works cheap. And I know a few drugs that can be surreptitiously added to Madman's pie...

 

[Madman]

Betrayed but the good Doctor. One question Doc, just one........

Were you ever an altar boy in the Cardinal parish?

 

[oldguyzer]

Betrayed but the good Doctor. One question Doc, just one........

Were you ever an altar boy in the Cardinal parish?

I spent my formative years on a mountain in Tibet, studying philosophy at the feet of a monk, abstaining from food, drink, and sex for thirty years. Which explains a lot... :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

I spent my formative years on a mountain in Tibet, studying philosophy at the feet of a monk, abstaining from food, drink, and sex for thirty years. Which explains a lot... :biggrin2:

Now we're getting somewhere.

By any chance did the Monk have small feet and go by the name of Bob later leaving Tibet and starting a new life in NYC?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Yikes! So much obvious sexual tension. Maybe you two should get a room?

 

[Madman]

Yikes! So much obvious sexual tension. Maybe you two should get a room?

The Good Cardinal offered to meet me at the Holiday Inn to sort things out but I had to turn him down when I was offered $160 for my time.


WTF, I'm at least worth $300 GOD DAMMIT!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I agree Maddie.

 

[Madman]

I agree Maddie.

Really....no NO WAY....get outta here, you do??

Amy---------->:kissing:<------MM

 

[oldguyzer]

Really....no NO WAY....get outta here, you do??

Amy---------->:kissing:<------MM

Get a room....

 

[Transient]

 

[Wanker]

:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The Good Cardinal offered to meet me at the Holiday Inn to sort things out but I had to turn him down when I was offered $160 for my time.


WTF, I'm at least worth $300 GOD DAMMIT!!

You're a bait and switch. Your menu is to say the least so restrictive you make a nun look like a complete slut. Even you admitted your pictures do not match who you really look like and DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOUR AGE YOU NOTED IN YOUR AD. When you said you were 23 you failed to mention that was accurate only 30 years ago.

PUTZ!

I agree Maddie.

SHILL! :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OH and by the way!

I meant vaginal blood fart in the kindest way Madman. If I really did want to poke you with a pointed stick I would have asked to you pick from one of the 5 insults below.

1. You are a ventripotently annoying nimrod!
2. You are a greedily asinine scullion!
3. You are a pale mess of skaggily missish intestine!
4. You are a darkly deluded cousin Skeeter fan!
5. You are a brutally toupet-wearing insurance salesperson!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I may have crossed the line with the last insult. Apologies to those on the board the sell insurance.

































































Farking assclowns......:biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I may have crossed the line with the last insult. Apologies to those on the board the sell insurance.

You did...a lot of really quite normal insurance salepeople wear toupees.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The really quite normal people are not easily insulted. The somewhat slightly normal people on the other hand are attention whoring drama queens.

 

[Guido]

:LMAO: great thread. Fang, you and MM should take the show on the road. Maybe the Fords can sponsor it!:LMAO:

 

[Al Bumin]

You guys are too weird for me.

 

[User-E]

You guys are too weird for me.

I also was very confused for a long time when I started reading HUBGFE. Hmmmmmm

Then I realized that it's a unique brand of 'sillyness' that goes on here. HUBGFE provides the comic relief we all need to escape the seriousness of real life. The members here remind me of the Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie "Who's Line is it Anyway" bunch. Many threads and posts are loaded with brilliant comedic wit.

HUBGFE also reminds me of the Monty Python crew who took sillyness to a whole new level.

We're a very lucky bunch to have so many gifted sexy people on board.

:BigHug::biggrin2::BigHug: