Cerb moderators are bored

[blackram]

So I just got an infraction warning from the mod over at Cerb. Why? For greeting a new member!

This was the message in the thread that created the fracas:

The guy in the thread "ottfetguy69" had joined that board back in June 2006, and he made his first posting a couple of days ago! So naturally, I decided to rib him on his long lurker status.

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Hey All,

Looking to find out the name of a beautiful Lebanese/Parisian beauty who was onstage this past Saturday around 11pm I believe at Barb's. She had a tattoo near her ankle (right I think), and was wearing some funky silver metal platforms, long black hair, perhaps a B cup, 5'5"-5'7" maybe. I 'believe' she was dancing with, or perhaps after a cute naughty librarian type

Any ideas who that may be?

No idea who the girl is that you're talking about, but congratulations for finally coming out of the woodwork. Join date June 2006, first post March 2015! I'm surprised you still remembered your password.

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And I got warned about that post! And my post got removed from the thread. Really? That's a violation now at Cerb? :SayWhat?:

 

[paul mott]

CERB is going to self destruct if that's the level it's stooping to now. It's bad enough how they sanitize every word that has an remoteness to sex, even YMMV has been blacked out. Humour is obviously only allowed if its positive humour. Your kind of remark is seen often on TERB and no big deal. In fact sometimes it prompts the guy who hasn't posted to provide an explanation.

 

[paul mott]

Looks like you're not the only one pissed off. Check the massage section under Penny's thread where two members are complaining their posts were removed, one is Katherine who said one of her photos was removed but she was fully dressed and nothing showing!! The other was a guy who said his post was advertising nor was anything negative in it!! It's lost all its relevancy and is obsessed with being puritanical

 

[Ryan1967]

They are definitely bored...I see that Penny has also been suspended...not sure what she did.

 

[paul mott]

Penny suspended! I didn't see anything that looked prohibited in it, but even an apparent innocuous abbreviation will result in charge under the CERB Act.

 

[Skinflute]

Now you know why I am not on C+ERB anymore. They have double standards for member postings and SP postings. The SP's who advertise are their bread and butter however we the SP's bread and butter.

 

[blackram]

I really am starting to see some kind of writing on the wall over at Cerb, they've just gone ovecommunity there.

 

[Skinflute]

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I really am starting to see some kind of writing on the wall over at Cerb, they've just gone ovecommunity there

I never did understand the mane change from C+ERB to L+yla.. Do you knoq id it's is the same MOD?

 

[Jingles]

The mods at cerb have some misguided notion that Layla will attract less attention than cerb. The only good thing about it is the women. It is a good place to find new providers with pics. The rest of it is just useless ramblings.
Look at the Silver Dollar thread. It is a SC in Ottawa (that is not even open) and there are 'useless ramblings' from members who don't live in Ottawa, have never been there and never will go there. Fuckin Roamming Guy seriously needs to stfu. He has seen about 4 providers in total for all his 1000's of ramblings. When he does see them, he books about 3 hrs and talks for at least 2 hrs. Who the fuck does that? Not a dinner date etc. 3 hrs at full pop.

 

[paul mott]

Ya Romin Guy is like that totally perpetually irritating Cato guy, who does nothing but post on sp's public profile page in the visitor area, constantly telling the girls how much he loves their photos, over and over endlessly, and being so proud of himself if he's the first to welcome them to the Board. You'd think it was his board, and he tries to give the impression that he's such a valued member, when in fact he just sits at home looking at all the albums and spends the rest writing stupid self promoting comments all the time, and only goes to SC. He so often writes that he can't wait to see them, instead of just doing it. Anyway some people just get under your skin... I must be having my period, as I'm grumpy, probably because nothing is open today and I can't have a "happy" Easter and I'm sitting her talking to myself!

 

[blackram]

I must be having my period, as I'm grumpy, probably because nothing is open today and I can't have a "happy" Easter and I'm sitting her talking to myself!

:rofl1:No girls working on Easter? I'm having to sit here with the missus all day. Come on, call someone, and give us a story that we can live vicariously through you today. :biggrin2:

As for Roaming Guy, I barely pay attention to him even when he's kissing some girls' ass. I'd rather kiss their asses in another way.

 

[paul mott]

As I couldn't sleep last night..due to my period...I was up really early and saw this girl had just posted an ad. She seemed nice and slim and that tight black dress got my attention, but as not a lot of info in her ad I text her at 3:45am asking her rates, what was allowed and what wasn't allowed, and also how long she was going to be here. Right away I get her reply. "240 hr", so as it was obvious she wasn't too friendly and wasn't going to give me the other info I asked for, I replied, "thank you", to which she replied, "You'll pass?. I said "yes, I'm going to contact some other girls who are willing to give me the info I requested." She then replied, "I do gfe and pse". I ended by saying I'll think about it.

Girls who are abrupt, and unfriendly like that, as well as not answering simple questions, say alot about their character, which is negative.



Other than that no other ads got my interest so, will try again next week.

 

[blackram]

https://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...calls/26918124

Other than that no other ads got my interest so, will try again next week.

Yeah, she does look interesting. But good for you for not letting your little head overrule your big head, that could've been a terrible session so late at night, it would've bugged you for the rest of the day. :NoNoNo:

 

[Hector17]

One of the girls told me that Cato is forever trying to sneak the rubber off and hoping they dont notice....I hear he's very old, and takes things called "Poppers"??? What are they?

 

[paul mott]

I think they were more common in the 70's era, as you don't hear much about them today, but they basically give you a form of high as you inhale them, and don't pop them as in swallow them. If he's really old then, that might explain why he chooses them, based on his historical use. Given his age, maybe that's why he only likes to admire the girls photos so much, as he can't get out and do the real thing often, but likes everyone to think he does.

 

[blackram]

Yeah, a gay friend of mine told me about Poppers, they are completely illegal now BTW. They were mainly a drug of the homosexual culture of the 70's. What they did was raise your heart rate briefly to enhance the pleasure of climax. This friend of mine even once asked me to get him these Poppers for him, but he had just recently suffered a heart attack not too long before that, and so I told him to forget about it, getting something that messes with your heart so soon after a heart attack was nuts. Interestingly, they've only been completely illegal for the last couple of years. I would've thought they would've become illegal a lot earlier than now.

 

[Jingles]

Info on poppers:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

 

[Hector17]

It's making even more sense now, because it was Maya who told me this tale....and she is an anal enthusiast...giving and receiving....