Chemical in McDonald's french fries may be cure for baldness

[Fatso]

Just when I was trying to get away from their food.

 

[Madman]

How much did McDonald's pay for this little tidbit? How many bald guys eat MDs fries?

 

[God]

It can also cure impotence.

 

[The Voice]

Nope, not a cure for baldness...unless it's a cure for baldness on other parts of my body other than my head!

 

[Leo]

What does KFC have?.

 

[Prick]

More useless information.

 

[Dier]

More fake news.