Christmas Spread

[jumpingjackflash]

I hope the ladies pigged out like some of you and packed on some meat over the holidays.

You're a sick man Chunky!:whip:

 

[HOF]

I am fully prepared to help several of the ladies work off the few Christmas pounds with some great cardio and naked twister!

 

[Guido]

I am fully prepared to help several of the ladies work off the few Christmas pounds with some great cardio and naked twister!

You are such a helpful elf. I will gladly pitch in and give you a hand with some of the ladies.:he:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

What's this about giving each other handies?? Heehee

 

[Albino]

I'm sick of turkey! Turkey on the 25th, turkey sandwiches on the 26th, hot turkey sandwiches on the 27th and if I see another turkey concoction today I am going to kill somebody!:grrrrrr:

 

[Bubba]

Now, there was some unexpected extra-curricular activity. My friend's sister-in-law and her best friend decided to give me an extra special Christmas gift; a threesome! These ladies are late 40s, both attractive, children are all grown up and out, and they live 5 minutes from my friend. Thank Heaven that I wasn't drinking because I had the time of my life and so did they. All my friend said to me was good luck! He's heard they are both hoovers, so I confirmed this information for him yesterday! I think NYE could be a replay!

Hof, we need a raunchy review :666:

I'm sick of turkey! Turkey on the 25th, turkey sandwiches on the 26th, hot turkey sandwiches on the 27th and if I see another turkey concoction today I am going to kill somebody!:grrrrrr:

I opened the fridge this morning and yes Turkey again :frown: