I saw Claudia @ Sassy's and believe she's still on the phone to her friends telling them about it.
Claudia is of Spanish descent, so Brad advises saying the following in your best Spanish: quiero practicar como hacer babies contigo. Trust Brad, Claudia will laugh, and when she does you will immediately know you're in for a rockin' good time. Claudia is one sexy kitten, IMHO. Hang on, what's up with the humble shit in that acronym? It's Brad's opinion, shut up fool if ya don't like it. :whip: Now for you picture/reality nazi's, Claudia is not quite as toned in reality as the pics suggest, plus she's pretty without being a head turner. What she does have going for her is a small-framed, soft where it needs to be really really fuckable body (crass, I know, but it's accurate), and very typical latin girl looks: on the shorter side, pouty lips, booty, slimmish hips, toned legs, B cup, dark features. If that's your thing then Claudia is hot to trot. Or, in Spanish, ya gotta waltz in and say 'Hola mi gatita sexy' (translation: hello my sexy kitten). Though Brad's a rock/blues/jazz fan really, in honour of Claudia the little Spanish babe, it's appropriate to quote Christina Aguilera's 'Dirty' to indicate something of time spent with Claudia (the video is hot too!): "If you ain't dirrty, You ain't here to party" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaej4Wjkj1Q&feature=related
Let's begin with the Claudi aura. No, fool, I don't mean it smells like a Barcelona alley in the summer. Claudia is immensely personable. She oozes sultry 'I wanna get down let's go', but at the same time is very intelligent and puts you at ease. Brad thus suggests going in light of heart, playing with the situation a bit. Yep, Brad had a fun chat with dear Claudia, even about 'the hobby'. No, not that hobby. Another hobby - chess, which Claudia is good at, which Brad verified by asking about some opening moves. Claudia would beat Brad and all of you too I suspect. Why the fuck is Brad talking about chess? Well Brad said she's damn personable, and Brad's just illustrating it, so stop thinking with mini-you for just a second.
OK, second up. Mini-you stuff. Dude, can Claudia bonk you silly. Even before Brad had a chance to say hola mi gatita sexy, Claudia was planting one on Brad. Now THAT'S how to greet your new best friend for the next hour. None of this 'you can't feel me not kiss you in the vacuum of space' shit. After some chit chat that established the 'Claudia is just a cool chick' noted above, Brad hurriedly but efficiently showered and strolled out as naked as the day I was elected. Bailamos? [shall we dance], says Brad. Well actually, Brad wishes he had of thought to say that, and now I've given you bastards a line to use. Credit Brad, OK. Anyway, Claudia is all over Brad like a rash Brad once had. Hang on, the rash was the ex-wife. Reboot the story: Claudia was all over Brad like she really was raring to go. Claudia makes you feel wanted and desired and that it's fun, and heh, what's not to like about that?
Acronym time. BBBJ in the mirror - love those frakkin' Sassy rooms with the mirrors. Claudia's BBBJ is of the 'worship the penis' kind, all eye contact and stroking and slurping and other stuff only trained professionals can do. She had Brad's heart tickin', which is a great effort given Brad is a heartless bastard. Next was Mish, and Brad was truly astonished that such a short little thing could seemingly touch the corners of the room with her toes. Yippee I aaaaaaa, yipppee I oooooooooooo. OK, so it was a good time, what of it? CG comes next, Spanish style, which Brad is just making up at the moment as a way to say Claudia did CG in every way CG could be done: front ways, sideways (no fucking shit), reverse (which was awesome!), asian (as noted in a previous review, this confirms that not all asians look the same). Lots of DFK in there, though Brad cannot recall precisely how she got her mouth to mine from some of those positions. Spanish rubber or something. Doggie saw Brad and Claudia staring at each other in the mirror, just as we did in CG. All of it was hot. Real hot. Brad's getting a boner remembering it. Sorry, over-sharing, but whatever. Finish was a kind of lazy doggie. CIM on menu Brad thinks.
So, my lads, Brad's just saying that when Brad thinks of Claudia, it's Thunderbirds are Go. A cool chick and a hot time.
Of course, maybe Brad should have ditched the Spanish and went straight to the beautitful lyrics of Mike Polk's "Ooh Girl!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc
"Girl, I'll make love to you as best I can,
but it's not gonna last real long.
Well I apologize in advance,
I can probably give you seven minutes,
if you don't move around too much.
Otherwise I'll probably give you four minutes,
'cuz when you move I get excited . . . Girl.
Heh, is it cool if I leave my shirt on, Girl?
'Cuz I just had a big dinner,
and I'm struggling with some negative body issues . . . Girl."
Yeah, OK, it's a spoof R&B song, but seriously funny shit and ya gotta listen to it, lest any of us take ourselves too seriously!
Hobby away and tell people about it.
Claudia is of Spanish descent, so Brad advises saying the following in your best Spanish: quiero practicar como hacer babies contigo. Trust Brad, Claudia will laugh, and when she does you will immediately know you're in for a rockin' good time. Claudia is one sexy kitten, IMHO. Hang on, what's up with the humble shit in that acronym? It's Brad's opinion, shut up fool if ya don't like it. :whip: Now for you picture/reality nazi's, Claudia is not quite as toned in reality as the pics suggest, plus she's pretty without being a head turner. What she does have going for her is a small-framed, soft where it needs to be really really fuckable body (crass, I know, but it's accurate), and very typical latin girl looks: on the shorter side, pouty lips, booty, slimmish hips, toned legs, B cup, dark features. If that's your thing then Claudia is hot to trot. Or, in Spanish, ya gotta waltz in and say 'Hola mi gatita sexy' (translation: hello my sexy kitten). Though Brad's a rock/blues/jazz fan really, in honour of Claudia the little Spanish babe, it's appropriate to quote Christina Aguilera's 'Dirty' to indicate something of time spent with Claudia (the video is hot too!): "If you ain't dirrty, You ain't here to party" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaej4Wjkj1Q&feature=related
Let's begin with the Claudi aura. No, fool, I don't mean it smells like a Barcelona alley in the summer. Claudia is immensely personable. She oozes sultry 'I wanna get down let's go', but at the same time is very intelligent and puts you at ease. Brad thus suggests going in light of heart, playing with the situation a bit. Yep, Brad had a fun chat with dear Claudia, even about 'the hobby'. No, not that hobby. Another hobby - chess, which Claudia is good at, which Brad verified by asking about some opening moves. Claudia would beat Brad and all of you too I suspect. Why the fuck is Brad talking about chess? Well Brad said she's damn personable, and Brad's just illustrating it, so stop thinking with mini-you for just a second.
OK, second up. Mini-you stuff. Dude, can Claudia bonk you silly. Even before Brad had a chance to say hola mi gatita sexy, Claudia was planting one on Brad. Now THAT'S how to greet your new best friend for the next hour. None of this 'you can't feel me not kiss you in the vacuum of space' shit. After some chit chat that established the 'Claudia is just a cool chick' noted above, Brad hurriedly but efficiently showered and strolled out as naked as the day I was elected. Bailamos? [shall we dance], says Brad. Well actually, Brad wishes he had of thought to say that, and now I've given you bastards a line to use. Credit Brad, OK. Anyway, Claudia is all over Brad like a rash Brad once had. Hang on, the rash was the ex-wife. Reboot the story: Claudia was all over Brad like she really was raring to go. Claudia makes you feel wanted and desired and that it's fun, and heh, what's not to like about that?
Acronym time. BBBJ in the mirror - love those frakkin' Sassy rooms with the mirrors. Claudia's BBBJ is of the 'worship the penis' kind, all eye contact and stroking and slurping and other stuff only trained professionals can do. She had Brad's heart tickin', which is a great effort given Brad is a heartless bastard. Next was Mish, and Brad was truly astonished that such a short little thing could seemingly touch the corners of the room with her toes. Yippee I aaaaaaa, yipppee I oooooooooooo. OK, so it was a good time, what of it? CG comes next, Spanish style, which Brad is just making up at the moment as a way to say Claudia did CG in every way CG could be done: front ways, sideways (no fucking shit), reverse (which was awesome!), asian (as noted in a previous review, this confirms that not all asians look the same). Lots of DFK in there, though Brad cannot recall precisely how she got her mouth to mine from some of those positions. Spanish rubber or something. Doggie saw Brad and Claudia staring at each other in the mirror, just as we did in CG. All of it was hot. Real hot. Brad's getting a boner remembering it. Sorry, over-sharing, but whatever. Finish was a kind of lazy doggie. CIM on menu Brad thinks.
So, my lads, Brad's just saying that when Brad thinks of Claudia, it's Thunderbirds are Go. A cool chick and a hot time.
Of course, maybe Brad should have ditched the Spanish and went straight to the beautitful lyrics of Mike Polk's "Ooh Girl!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc
"Girl, I'll make love to you as best I can,
but it's not gonna last real long.
Well I apologize in advance,
I can probably give you seven minutes,
if you don't move around too much.
Otherwise I'll probably give you four minutes,
'cuz when you move I get excited . . . Girl.
Heh, is it cool if I leave my shirt on, Girl?
'Cuz I just had a big dinner,
and I'm struggling with some negative body issues . . . Girl."
Yeah, OK, it's a spoof R&B song, but seriously funny shit and ya gotta listen to it, lest any of us take ourselves too seriously!
Hobby away and tell people about it.
Keep up the good work
