Condometric: measures and protects

[JustRiley]

 

[BEER]

Hmmm..Beer time.

 

[WhiteLion]

Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.
Condometric prophylactics are made of natural rubber latex and are electronically tested one by one. Its inkdoes not contain any ingredients that may cause allergic reactions.


:don'twantto-see:/

 

[oldguyzer]

9 is long, right? Right?

Damn...the thing's in centimeters, not inches. :sorry2:

 

[Al Bumin]

Hmmmmmm

 

[Madman]

I have a banana you could try your theory out on RileyEACE:

 

[Whaw-Whew]

Is it true that women don't like long dicks cause it hurts them?.

 

[God]

I'll take a dozen.

 

[JustRiley]

Is it true that women don't like long dicks cause it hurts them?.

Well some yea , I am not a fan of long/thick cause they have no business hitting my cervix which hurts Plus longer/bigger doesn't mean they know how to use it. I am happy with 7 inches.

 

[papasmerf]

Well some yea , I am not a fan of long/thick cause they have no business hitting my cervix which hurts Plus longer/bigger doesn't mean they know how to use it. I am happy with 7 inches.

At once??
Or in total?

 

[OnTrial]

No comment.

 

[oldguyzer]

Well some yea , I am not a fan of long/thick cause they have no business hitting my cervix which hurts Plus longer/bigger doesn't mean they know how to use it. I am happy with 7 inches.

I read an interesting survey in a medical journey where they were talking about penis length. According to the survey, most women actually preferred "average" because the pubic bone on the male hits the clitoris during intercourse, and the glans of the penis rubs against the "G spot" (in quotes because it has yet to be proved conclusively that the Graffenburg Spot actually exists...although lots of my female partners swear it does!). The larger penis goes in too deep, misses the G spot, hits the cervix causing pain, and also there's no clitoral stimulation because the entire length can't fit in properly.

So hooray for average!

 

[User-E]

I heard there was a spot about 5 1/2 inches up into the vagina that will bring a woman complete pleasure....and here I am just inches away!


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How big is your penis?

3 inches..........from the floor.

Did you lay your dick on the screen so you could put an accurate number of dashes? :biggrin2:

Were you fully hard? :wink2:

Just noticed it's shorter in the quote, lol.

 

[Brook]

Did you lay your dick on the screen so you could put an accurate number of dashes? :biggrin2:

Were you fully hard? :wink2:

Just noticed it's shorter in the quote, lol.

Bump.

 

[User-E]

That's awesome...I was just using the dashes to separate the two old jokes I'd heard and wanted to share. Your idea is priceless.


I'm a grower not a shower.....so it would probably be more like this.

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Actual size varies with monitor resolution :wink2:

I just zoomed your penis to 150%. :wink2: